WHY DIDN'T THEY ASK EVANS? On the rocks below was an ominous dark bundle ... It was a man of about forty, still breathing, though unconscious. Bobby stared at the body, the crisp curling chestnut hair, the big nose, the strong jaw, the white teeth just showing through parted lips, the legs twisted at a curious angle. Suddenly the man opened his eyes and spoke quite distinctly. He said: "Why didn't they ask Evans?" A queer little shudder passed over him, the eyelids dropped, the jaw fell... he was dead. BOOKS BY AGATHA CHRISTIE The Adventure of the Christmas Pudding And Then There Were None At Bertram's Hotel The Body in the Library Cards on the Table Cat Among the Pigeons Crooked House Dead Man's Folly Death in the Clouds Destination Unknown Elephants Can Remember Evil Under the Sun Five Little Pigs Hallowe'en Party Hickory Dickory Dock The Hound of Death The Listerdale Mystery The Mirror Crack'd from Side to Side Mrs McGinty's Dead A Murder is Announced Murder in Mesopotamia Murder is Easy Murder on the Orient Express The Mystery of the Blue Train NorM? Ordeal by Innocence Parker Pyne Investigates Peril at End House Poirot's Early Cases Sad Cypress The Sittatord Mystery Sparkling Cyanide They Came to Baghdad Third Girl Thirteen Problems Towards Zero etc., etc. Biography Come Tell Me How You Live Agatha Christie: An Autobiography Why Didn't They Ask Evans? AGATHA CHRISTIE COLLINS 8 Grafton Street, London Wl William Collins Sons and Co Ltd London • Glasgow • Sydney • Auckland Toronto • Johannesburg ISBN 000 231884 9 First published 1934 This reprint 1987 ©Agatba Christie 1934 Made ;ind Printed in Great Britain by William Collins Sons and Co Ltd, Glasgow CONTENTS 1. The Accident 7 2. Concerning Fathers 11 3. A Railway Journey 16 4. The Inquest 22 5. Mr and Mrs Cayman 26 6. End of a Picnic 32 7. An Escape from Death 39 8. Riddle of a Photograph 47 9. Concerning Mr Bassington-ffrench 54 10. Preparations for an Accident 59 11. The Accident Happens 66 12. In the Enemy's Camp 71 13. Alan Carstairs 77 14. DrNicholson 84 15. A Discovery 90 16. Bobby Becomes a Solicitor 98 17. Mrs Rivington Talks 106 18. The Girl of the Photograph 112 19. A Council of Three 119 20. Council of Two 124 21. Roger Answers a Question 128 22. Another Victim 135 23. Moira Disappears 141 24. On the Track of the Caymans 149 25. Mr Spragge Talks 157 26. Nocturnal Adventure 163 27. 'My Brother was Murdered' 168 28. At the Eleventh Hour 175 29. Badger's Story 182 30. Escape 186 31. Frankie Asks a Question 192 32. Evans 200 33. Sensation in the Orient Cafe 203 34. Letter from South America 208 35. News from the Vicarage 213 CHAPTER 1 The Accident Bobby Jones teed up his ball, gave a short preliminary waggle, took the club back slowly, then brought it down and through with the rapidity of lightning. Did the ball fly down the fairway straight and true, rising as it went and soaring over the bunker to land within an easy mashie shot of the fourteenth green? No, it did not. Badly topped, it scudded along the ground and embedded itself firmly in the bunker! There were no eager crowds to groan with dismay. The solitary witness of the shot manifested no surprise. And that is easily explained - for it was not the American-bom master of the game who had played the shot, but merely the fourth son of the Vicar ofMarchboh - a small seaside town on the coast of Wales. Bobby uttered a decidedly profane ejaculation. He was an amiable-looking young man of about eight and twenty. His best friend could not have said that he was handsome, but his face was an eminently likeable one, and his eyes had the honest brown friendliness of a dog's. 'I get worse every day,' he muttered dejectedly. 'You press,' said his companion. Dr Thomas was a middle-aged man with grey hair and a red cheerful face. He himself never took a full swing. He played short straight shots down the middle, and usually beat more brilliant but more erratic players. Bobby attacked his ball fiercely with a niblick. The third time was successful. The ball lay a short distance from the green which Dr Thomas had reached with two creditable iron shots. 'Your hole,' said Bobby. They proceeded to the next tee. The doctor drove first - a nice straight shot, but with no great distance about it. Bobby sighed, teed his ball, reteed it, waggled his club a long time, took back stiffly, shut his eyes, raised his head, depressed his right shoulder, did everything he ought not to have done and hit a screamer down the middle of the course. He drew a deep breath of satisfaction. The well-known golfer's gloom passed from his eloquent face to be succeeded by the equally well-known golfer's exultation. 'I know now what I've been doing,' said Bobby - quite untruthfully. A perfect iron shot, a little chip with a mashie and Bobby lay dead. He achieved a birdie four and Dr Thomas was reduced to one up. Full of confidence, Bobby stepped on to the sixteenth tee. He again did everything he should not have done, and this time no miracle occurred. A terrific, a magnificent, an almost superhuman slice happened! The ball went round at right angles. 'If that had been straight - whew!' said Dr Thomas. '//,' said Bobby bitterly. 'Hullo, I thought I heard a shout! Hope the ball didn't hit anyone.' He peered out to the right. It was a difficult light. The sun was on the point of setting, and, looking straight into it, it was hard to see anything distinctly. Also there was a slight mist rising from the sea. The edge of the cliff was a few hundred yards away. 'The footpath runs along there,' said Bobby. 'But the ball can't possibly have travelled as far as that. All the same, I did think I heard a cry. Did you?' But the doctor had heard nothing. Bobby went after his ball. He had some difficulty in finding it, but ran it to earth at last. It was practically unplayable embedded in a furze bush. He had a couple of hacks at it, then picked it up and called out to his companion that he gave up the hole. The doctor came over towards him since the next tee was right on the edge of the cliff. The seventeenth was Bobby's particular bugbear. At it you had to drive over a chasm. The distance was not actually so great, but the attraction of the depths below was overpowering. They had crossed the footpath which now ran inland to their left, skirting the very edge of the cliff. The doctor took an iron and just landed on the other side. Bobby took a deep breath and drove. The ball scudded forward and disappeared over the lip of the abyss. 'Every single dashed time,' said Bobby bitterly. 'I do the same dashed idiotic thing.' He skirted the chasm, peering over. Far below the sea sparkled, but not every ball was lost in its depths. The drop was sheer at the top, but below it shelved gradually. Bobby walked slowly along. There was, he knew, one place where one could scramble down fairly easily. Caddies did so, hurling themselves over the edge and reappearing triumphant and panting with the missing ball. Suddenly Bobby stiffened and called to his companion. 'I say, doctor, come here. What do you make of that?' Some forty feet below was a dark heap of something that looked like old clothes. The doctor caught his breath. 'By Jove,' he said. 'Somebody's fallen over the cliff. We must get down to him.' Side by side the two men scrambled down the rock, the more athletic Bobby helping the other. At last they reached the ominous dark bundle. It was a man of about forty, and he was still breathing, though unconscious. The doctor examined him, touching his limbs, feeling his pulse, drawing down the lids of his eyes. He knelt down beside him and completed his examination. Then he looked up at Bobby, who was standing there feeling rather sick, and slowly shook his head. 'Nothing to be done,' he said. 'His number's up, poor fellow. His back's broken. Well, well. I suppose he wasn't familiar with the path, and when the mist came up he walked over the edge. I've told the council more than once there ought to be a railing just here.' He stood up again. 'I'll go off and get help,' he said. 'Make arrangements to have the body got up. It'll be dark before we know where we are. Will you stay here?' Bobby nodded. "There's nothing to be done for him, I suppose?' he asked. The doctor shook his head. 'Nothing. It won't be long - the pulse is weakening fast. He'll last another twenty minutes at most. Just possible he may recover consciousness before the end; but very likely he won't. Still-' 'Rather,' said Bobby quickly. 'I'll stay. You get along. If he does come to, there's no drug or anything -'he hesitated. The doctor shook his head. "They'll be no pain,' he said. 'No pain at all.' Turning away, he began rapidly to climb up the cliff again. Bobby watched him till he disappeared over the top with a wave of his hand. Bobby moved a step or two along the narrow ledge, sat down on a projection in the rock and lit a cigarette. The business had shaken him. Up to now he had never come in contact with illness or death. What rotten luck there was in the world! A swirl of mist on a fine evening, a false step - and life came to an end. Fine healthy-looking fellow too - probably never known a day's illness in his life. The pallor of approaching death couldn't disguise the deep tan of the skin. A man who had lived an outof-door life - abroad, perhaps. Bobby studied him more closely - the crisp curling chestnut hair just touched with grey at the temples, the big nose, the strong jaw, the white teeth just showing through the parted lips. Then the broad shoulders and the fine sinewy hands. The legs were twisted at a curious angle. Bobby shuddered and brought his eyes up again to the face. An 10 attractive face, humorous, determined, resourceful. The eyes, he thought, were probably blue And just as he reached that point in his thoughts, the eyes suddenly opened. They were blue - a clear deep blue. They looked straight at Bobby. There was nothing uncertain or hazy about them. They seemed completely conscious. They were watchful and at the same time they seemed to be asking a question. Bobby got up quickly and came towards the man. Before he got there, the other spoke. His voice was not weak - it came out clear and resonant. 'Why didn't they ask EvansV he said. And then a queer little shudder passed over him, the eyelids dropped, the jaw fell... The man was dead. CHAPTER 2 Concerning Fathers Bobby knelt down beside him, but there was no doubt. The man was dead. A last moment of consciousness, that sudden question, and then - the end. Rather apologetically, Bobby put his hand into the dead man's pocket and, drawing out a silk handkerchief, he spread it reverently over the dead face. There was nothing more he could do. Then he noticed that in his action he had jerked something else out of the pocket. It was a photograph and in the act of replacing it he glanced at the pictured face. It was a woman's face, strangely haunting in quality. A fair woman with wide-apart eyes. She seemed little more than a girl, certainly under thirty, but it was the arresting quality of 11 her beauty rather than the beauty itself that seized upon the boy's imagination. It was the kind of face, he thought, not easy to forget. Gently and reverently, he replaced the photograph in the pocket from which it had come, then he sat down again to wait for the doctor's return. The time passed very slowly - or at least so it seemed to the waiting boy. Also, he had just remembered something. He had promised his father to play the organ at the evening service at six o'clock and it was now ten minutes to six. Naturally, his father would understand the circumstances, but all the same he wished that he had remembered to send a message by the doctor. The Rev. Thomas Jones was a man of extremely nervous temperament. He was, par excellence, a fusser, and when he fussed, his digestive apparatus collapsed and he suffered agonizing pain. Bobby, though he considered his father a pitiful old ass, was nevertheless extremely fond of him. The Rev. Thomas, on the other hand, considered his fourth son a pitiful young ass, and with less tolerance than Bobby sought to effect improvement in the young man. 'The poor old gov'nor,' thought Bobby. 'He'll be ramping up and down. He won't know whether to start the service or not. He'll work himself up till he gets that pain in the tummy, and then he won't be able to eat his supper. He won't have the sense to realize that I wouldn't let him down unless it were quite unavoidable - and, anyway, what does it matter? But he'll never see it that way. Nobody over fifty has got any sense - they worry themselves to death about tuppeny-ha'peny things that don't matter. They've been brought up all wrong, I suppose, and now they can't help themselves. Poor old Dad, he's got less sense than a chicken!' He sat there thinking of his father with mingled affection and exasperation. His life at home seemed to him to be one long sacrifice to his father's peculiar ideas. To Mr Jones, the same time seemed to be one long sacrifice on his part, ill understood or appreciated by the younger generation. So may ideas on the same subject differ. 12 What an age the doctor was! Surely he might have been back by this time? Bobby got up and stamped his feet moodily. At that moment he heard something above him and looked up, thankful that help was at hand and his own services no longer needed. But it was not the doctor. It was a man in plus fours whom Bobby did not know. 'I say,' said the newcomer. 'Is anything the matter? Has there been an accident? Can I help in any way?' He was a tall man with a pleasant tenor voice. Bobby could not see him very clearly for it was now fast growing dusk. He explained what had happened whilst the stranger made shocked comments. 'There's nothing I can do?' he asked. 'Get help or anything?' Bobby explained that help was on the way and asked if the other could see any signs of its arriving. 'There's nothing at present.' 'You see,' went on Bobby, 'I've got an appointment at six.' 'And you don't like to leave ' 'No, I don't quite,' said Bobby. 'I mean, the poor chap's dead and all that, and of course one can't do anything, but all the same ' He paused, finding it, as usual, difficult to put confused emotions into words. The other, however, seemed to understand. 'I know,' he said. 'Look here, I'll come down - that is, if I can see my way - and I'll stay till these fellows arrive.' 'Oh, would you?' said Bobby gratefully. 'You see, it's my father. He's not a bad sort really, and things upset him. Can you see your way? A bit more to the left - now to the right - that's it. It's not really difficult.' He encouraged the other with directions until the two men were face to face on the narrow plateau. The newcomer was a man of about thirty-five. He had a rather indecisive face which seemed to be calling for a monocle and a little moustache. 'I'm a stranger down here,' he explained. 'My name's Bassington-ffrench, by the way. Come down to see about a 13 house. I say, what a beastly thing to happen! Did he walk over the edge?' Bobby nodded. 'Bit of mist got up,' he explained. 'It's a dangerous bit of path. Well, so long. Thanks very much. I've got to hurry. It's awfully good of you.' 'Not at all,' the other protested. 'Anybody would do the same. Can't leave the poor chap lying - well, I mean, it wouldn't be decent somehow.' Bobby was scrambling up the precipitous path. At the top he waved his hand to the other then set off at a brisk run across country. To save time, he vaulted the churchyard wall instead of going round to the gate on the road - a proceeding observed by the Vicar from the vestry window and deeply disapproved of by him. It was five minutes past six, but the bell was still tolling. Explanations and recriminations were postponed until after the service. Breathless, Bobby sank into his seat and manipulated the stops of the ancient organ. Association of ideas led his fingers into Chopin's funeral march. Afterwards, more in sorrow than in anger (as he expressly pointed out), the Vicar took his son to task. 'If you cannot do a thing properly, my dear Bobby,' he said, 'it is better not to do it at all. I know that you and all your young friends seem to have no idea of time, but there is One whom we should not keep waiting. You offered to play the organ of your own accord. I did not coerce you. Instead, faint-hearted, you preferred playing a game ' Bobby thought he had better interrupt before his father got too well away. 'Sorry, Dad,' he said, speaking cheerfully and breezily as was his habit no matter what the subject. 'Not my fault this time. I was keeping guard over a corpse.' 'You were what?' 'Keeping guard over a blighter who stepped over the cliff. You know - the place where the chasm is - by the seventeenth tee. There was a bit of mist just then, and he must have gone straight on and over.' 'Good heavens,' cried the Vicar. 'What a tragedy! Was the man killed outright?' 'No. He was unconscious. He died just after Dr Thomas had gone off. But of course I felt I had to squat there - couldn't just push off and leave him. And then another fellow came along so I passed the job of chief mourner on to him and legged it here as fast as I could.' The Vicar sighed. 'Oh, my dear Bobby,' he said. 'Will nothing shake your deplorable callousness? It grieves me more than I can say. Here you have been brought face to face with death - with sudden death. And you can joke about it! It leaves you unmoved. Everything - everything, however solemn, however sacred, is merely a joke to your generation.' Bobby shuffled his feet. If his father couldn't see that, of course, you joked about a thing because you had felt badly about it - well, he couldn't see it! It wasn't the sort of thing you could explain. With death and tragedy about you had to keep a stiff upper lip. But what could you expect? Nobody over fifty understood anything at all. They had the most extraordinary ideas. 'I expect it was the War,' thought Bobby loyally. 'It upset them and they never got straight again.' He felt ashamed of his father and sorry for him. 'Sorry, Dad,' he said with a clear-eyed realization that explanation was impossible. The Vicar felt sorry for his son - he looked abashed - but he also felt ashamed of him. The boy had no conception of the seriousness of life. Even his apology was cheery and impenitent. They moved towards the Vicarage, each making enormous efforts to find excuses for the other. The Vicar thought: 'I wonder when Bobby will find something to do ... ?' 15 FR1;Bobby thought: 'Wonder how much longer I can stick it down here ... ?' Yet they were both extremely fond of each other. CHAPTER 3 A Railway Journey Bobby did not see the immediate sequel of his adventure. On the following morning he went up to town, there to meet a friend who was thinking of starting a garage and who fancied Bobby's co-operation might be valuable. After settling things to everybody's satisfaction, Bobby caught the 11.30 train home two days later. He caught it, true, but only by a very narrow margin. He arrived at Paddington when the clock announced the time to be 11.28, dashed down the subway, emerged on No. 3 Platform just as the train was moving and hurled himself at the first carriage he saw, heedless of indignant ticket collectors and porters in his immediate rear. Wrenching open the door, he fell in on his hands and knees, picked himself up. The door was shut with a slam by an agile porter and Bobby found himself looking at the sole occupant of the compartment. It was a first-class carriage and in the corner facing the engine sat a dark girl smoking a cigarette. She had on a red skirt, a short green jacket and a brilliant blue beret, and despite a certain resemblance to an organ grinder's monkey (she had long sorrowful dark eyes and a puckered-up face) she was distinctly attractive. In the midst of an apology, Bobby broke off. 'Why, it's you, Frankie!' he said. 'I haven't seen you for ages.' 'Well, I haven't seen you. Sit down and talk.' 16 Bobby grinned. 'My ticket's the wrong colour.' 'That doesn't matter,' said Frankie kindly. 'I'll pay the difference for you.' 'My manly indignation rises at the thought,' said Bobby. 'How could I let a lady pay for me?' 'It's about all we seem to be good for these days,' said Frankie. 'I will pay the difference myself,' said Bobby heroically as a burly figure in blue appeared at the door from the corridor. 'Leave it to me,' said Frankie. She smiled graciously at the ticket collector, who touched his hat as he took the piece of white cardboard from her and punched it. 'Mr Jones has just come in to talk to me for a bit,' she said. 'That won't matter, will it?' 'That's all right, your ladyship. The gentleman won't be staying long, I expect.' He coughed tactfully. 'I shan't be round again till after Bristol,' he added significantly. 'What can be done with a smile,' said Bob;by as the official withdrew. Lady Frances Derwent shook her head thoughtfully. 'I'm not so sure it's the smile,' she said. 'I rather think it's father's habit of tipping everybody five shillings whenever he travels that does it.' 'I thought you'd given up Wales for good, Frankie.' Frances sighed. 'My dear, you know what it is. You know how mouldy parents can be. What with that and the bathrooms in the state they are, and nothing to do and nobody to see - and people simply won't come to the country to stay nowadays! They say they're economizing and they can't go so far. Well, I mean, what's a girl to do?' Bobby shook his head, sadly recognizing the problem. 'However,' went on Frankie, 'after the party I went to last night, I thought even home couldn't be worse.' 'What was wrong with the party?' 17 'Nothing at all. It was just like any other party, only more so. It was to start at the Savoy at half-past eight. Some of us rolled up about a quarter-past nine and, of course, we got entangled with other people, but we got sorted out about ten. And we had dinner and then after a bit we went on to the Marionette - there was a rumour it was going to be raided, but nothing happened - it was just moribund, and we drank a bit and then we went on to the Bullring and that was even deader, and then we went to a coffee stall, and then we went to a fried-fish place, and then we thought we'd go and breakfast with Angela's uncle and see if he'd be shocked, but he wasn't - only bored, and then we sort of fizzled home. Honestly, Bobby, it isn't good enough.' 'I suppose not,' said Bobby, stilling a pang of envy. Never in his wildest moments did he dream of being able to be a member of the Marionette or the Bullring. His relationship with Frankie was a peculiar one. As children, he and his brothers had played with the children at the Castle. Now that they were all grown up, they seldom came across each other. When they did, they still used Christian names. On the rare occasions when Frankie was at home, Bobby and his brothers would go up and play tennis. But Frankie and her two brothers were not asked to the Vicarage. It seemed to be tacitly recognized that it would not be amusing for them. On the other hand, extra men were always wanted for tennis. There may have been a trace of constraint in spite of the Christian names. The Derwents were, perhaps, a shade more friendly than they need have been as though to show that 'there was no difference'. The Jones, on their side, were a shade formal, as though determined not to claim more friendship than was offered them. The two families had now nothing in common save certain childish memories. Yet Bobbie was very fond of Frankie and was always pleased on the rare occasions when Fate threw them together. 'I'm so tired of everything,' said Frankie in a weary voice. 'Aren't you?' Bobby considered. •No, I don't think I am.' 18 'My dear, how wonderful,' said Frankie. 'I don't mean I'm hearty,' said Bobby, anxious not to create a painful impression. 'I just can't stand people who are hearty.' Frankie shuddered at the mere mention of the word. 'I know,' she murmured. 'They're dreadful.' They looked at each other sympathetically. 'By the way,' said Frankie suddenly. 'What's all this about a man falling over the cliffs?' 'Dr Thomas and I found him,' said Bobby. 'How did you know about it, Frankie?' 'Saw it in the paper. Look.' She indicated with her finger a small paragraph headed: 'Fatal Accident in Sea Mist.' The victim of the tragedy at Marchbolt was identified late last night by means of a photograph which he was carrying. The photograph proved to be that of Mrs Leo Cayman. Mrs Cayman was communicated with and journeyed at once to Marchbolt, where she identified the deceased as her brother, Alex Pritchard. Mr Pritchard had recently returned from Siam. He had been out of England for ten years and was just starting upon a walking tour. The inquest will be held at Marchbolt tomorrow. Bobby's thoughts flew back to the strangely haunting face of the photograph. 'I believe I shall have to give evidence at the inquest,' he said. 'How thrilling. I shall come and hear you.' 'I don't suppose there will be anything thrilling about it,' said Bobby. 'We just found him, you know.' 'Was he dead?' 'No, not then. He died about a quarter of an hour later. I was alone with him.' He paused. 'Rather grim,' said Frankie with that immediate understanding that Bobby's father had lacked. 'Of course he didn't feel anything ' 'No?' 'But all the same - well - you see, he looked awfully alive 19 that sort of person - rather a rotten way to finish - just stepping off a cliff in a silly little bit of mist.' 'I get you, Steve,' said Frankie, and again the queer phrase represented sympathy and understanding. 'Did you see the sister?' she asked presently. 'No. I've been up in town two days. Had to see a friend of mine about a garage business we're going in for. You remember him. Badger Beadon.' 'Do I?' 'Of course you do. You must remember good old Badger. He squints.' Frankie wrinkled her brows. 'He's got an awfully silly kind of laugh - haw haw haw - like that,' continued Bobby helpfully. Still Frankie wrinkled her brows. 'Fell off his pony when we were kids,' continued Bobby. 'Stuck in the mud head down, and we had to pull him out by the legs.' 'Oh!' said Frankie in a flood of recollection. 'I know now. He stammered.' 'He still does,' said Bobby proudly. 'Didn't he run a chicken farm and it went bust?' inquired Frankie. 'That's right.' 'And then he went into a stockbroker's office and they fired him after a month?' 'That's it.' 'And then they sent him to Australia and he came back?' 'Yes.' 'Bobby,' said Frankie. 'You're not putting any money into this business venture, I hope?' 'I haven't got any money to put,' said Bobby. 'That's just as well,' said Frankie. 'Naturally,' went on Bobby. 'Badger has tried to get hold of someone with a little capital to invest. But it isn't so easy as you'd think.' 20 'When you look round you,' said Frankie, 'you wouldn't believe people had any sense at all - but they have.' The point of these remarks seemed at last to strike Bobby. 'Look here, Frankie,' he said. 'Badger's one of the best - one of the very best.' 'They always are,' said Frankie. 'Who are?' 'The ones who go to Australia and come back again. How did he get hold of the money to start this business?' 'An aunt or something died and left him a garage for six cars with three rooms over and his people stumped up a hundred pounds to buy second-hand cars with. You'd be surprised what bargains there are to be had in second-hand cars.' 'I bought one once,' said Frankie. 'It's a painful subject. Don't let's talk of it. What did you want to leave the Navy for? They didn't axe you, did they? Not at your age.' Bobby Hushed. 'Eyes,' he said gruffly. 'You always had trouble with your eyes, I remember.' 'I know. But I just managed to scrape through. Then foreign service - the strong light, you know - that rather did for them. So - well - I had to get out.' 'Grim,' murmured Frankie, looking out of the window. There was an eloquent pause. 'All the same, it's a shame,' burst out Bobby. 'My eyes aren't really bad - they won't get any worse, they say. I could have carried on perfectly.' 'They look all right,' said Frankie. She looked straight into their honest brown depths. 'So you see,' said Bobby, 'I'm going in with Badger.' Frankie nodded. An attendant opened the door and said, 'First luncheon.' 'Shall we?' said Frankie. They passed along to the dining car. Bobby made a short strategic retreat during the time when the ticket collector might be expected. 21 'We don't want him to strain his conscience too much,' he said. But Frankie said she didn't expect ticket collectors had any consciences. It was just after five o'clock when they reached Sileham, which was the station for Marchbolt. 'The car's meeting me,' said Frankie. 'I'll give you a lift.' 'Thanks. That will save me carrying this beastly thing for two miles.' He kicked his suitcase disparagingly. 'Three miles, not two,' said Frankie. 'Two miles if you go by the footpath over the links.' 'The one where ' 'Yes - where that fellow went over.' 'I suppose nobody pushed him over, did they?' asked Frankie as she handed her dressing-case to her maid. 'Pushed him over? Good Lord, no. Why?' 'Well, it would make it much more exciting, wouldn't it?' said Frankie idly. CHAPTER 4 The Inquest The inquest on the body of Alex Pritchard was held on the following day. Dr Thomas gave evidence as to the finding of the body. 'Life was not then extinct?' asked the coroner. 'No, deceased was still breathing. There was, however, no hope of recovery. The ' Here the doctor became highly technical. The coroner came to the rescue of the jury: 22 'In ordinary everyday language, the man's back was broken?' 'If you like to put it that way,' said Dr Thomas sadly. He described how he had gone off to get help, leaving the dying man in Bobby's charge. 'Now as to the cause of this disaster, what is your opinion, Dr Thomas?' 'I should say that in all probability (failing any evidence as to his state of mind, that is to say) the deceased stepped inadvertently over the edge of the cliff. There was a mist rising from the sea, and at that particular point the path turns abruptly inland. Owing to the mist the deceased may not have noticed the danger and walked straight on-in which case two steps would take him over the edge.' 'There were no signs of violence? Such as might have been administered by a third party?' 'I can only say that all the injuries present are fully explained by the body striking the rocks fifty or sixty feet below.' 'There remains the question of suicide?' 'That is, of course, perfectly possible. Whether the deceased walked over the edge or threw himself over is a matter on which I can say nothing.' Robert Jones was called next. Bobby explained that he had been playing golf with the doctor and had sliced his ball towards the sea. A mist was rising at the time and it was difficult to see. He thought he heard a cry, and for a moment wondered if his ball could have hit anybody coining along the footpath. He had dedded,,however, that it could not possibly have travelled so far. 'Did you find the ball?' 'Yes, it was about a hundred yards short of the footpath.' He then described how they had driven from the next tee and how he himself had driven into the chasm. Here the coroner stopped him since his evidence would have been a repetition of the doctor's. He questioned him closely, however, as to the cry he had heard or thought he heard. 'It was just a cry.' 23 'A cry for help?' 'Oh, no. Just a sort of shout, you know. In fact I wasn't quite sure I heard it.' 'A startled kind of cry?' 'That's more like it,' said Bobby gratefully. 'Sort of noise a fellow might let out if a ball hit him unexpectedly.' 'Or if he took a step into nothingness when he thought he was on a path?' 'Yes.' Then, having explained that the man actually died about five minutes after the doctor left to get help, Bobby's ordeal came to an end. The coroner was by now anxious to get on with a perfectly straightforward business. Mrs Leo Cayman was called. Bobby gave a gasp of acute disappointment. Where was the face of the photo that had tumbled from the dead man's pocket? Photographers, thought Bobby disgustedly, were the worst kind of liars. The photo obviously must have been taken some years ago, but even then it was hard to believe that that charming wide-eyed beauty could have become this brazenlooking woman with plucked eyebrows and obviously dyed hair. Time, thought Bobby suddenly, was a very frightening thing. What would Frankie, for instance, look like in twenty years' time? He gave a little shiver. Meanwhile, Amelia Cayman, of 17 St Leonard's Gardens, Paddington, was giving evidence. Deceased was her only brother, Alexander Pritchard. She had last seen her brother the day before the tragedy when he had announced his intention of going for a walking tour in Wales. Her brother had recently returned from the East. 'Did he seem in a happy and normal state of mind?' 'Oh, quite. Alex was always cheerful.' 'So far as you know, he had nothing on his mind?' 'Oh! I'm sure he hadn't. He was looking forward to his trip.' 'There have been no money troubles - or other troubles of any kind in his life recently?' 24 'Well, really I couldn't say as to that,' said Mrs Cayman. 'You see, he'd only just come back, and before that I hadn't seen him for ten years and he was never one much for writing. But he took me out to theatres and lunches in London and gave me one or two presents, so I don't think he could have been short of money, and he was in such good spirits that I don't think there could have been anything else.' 'What was your brother's profession, Mrs Cayman?' The lady seemed slightly embarrassed. 'Well, I can't say I rightly know. Prospecting - that's what he called it. He was very seldom in England.' 'You know of no reason which should cause him to take his own life?' 'Oh, no; and I can't believe that he did such a thing. It must have been an accident.' 'How do you explain the fact that your brother had no luggage with him - not even a knapsack?' 'He didn't like carrying a knapsack. He meant to post parcels alternate days. He posted one the day before he left with his night things and a pair of socks, only he addressed it to Derbyshire instead of Denbighshire, so it only got here today.' 'Ah! That clears up a somewhat curious point.' Mrs Cayman went on to explain how she had been communicated with through the photographers whose name was on the photo her brother had carried. She had come down with her husband to Marchbolt and had at once recognized the body as that of her brother. As she said the last words she sniffed audibly and began to cry. The coroner said a few soothing words and dismissed her. Then he address the jury. Their task was to state how this man came by his death. Fortunately, the matter appeared to be quite simple. There was no suggestion that Mr Pritchard had been worried or depressed or in a state of mind where he would be likely to take his own life. On the contrary, he had been in good health and spirits and had been looking forward to his holiday. It was unfortunately the case that when a sea mist was 25 rising the path along the cliff was a dangerous one and possibly they might agree with him that it was time something was done about it. The jury's verdict was prompt. 'We find that the deceased came to his death by misadventure and we wish to add a rider that in our opinion the Town Council should immediately take steps to put a fence or rail on the sea side of the path where it skirts the chasm.' The coroner nodded approval. The inquest was over. CHAPTER 5 Mr and Mrs Cayman On arriving back at the Vicarage about half an hour later, Bobby found that his connection with the death of Alex Pritchard was not yet quite over. He was informed that Mr and Mrs Cayman had called to see him and were in the study with his father. Bobby made his way there and found his father bravely making suitable conversation without, apparently, much enjoying his task. 'Ah!' he said with some slight relief. 'Here is Bobby.' Mr Cayman rose and advanced towards the young man with outstretched hand. Mr Cayman was a big florid man with a would-be hearty manner and a cold and somewhat shifty eye that rather belied the manner. As for Mrs Cayman, though she might be considered attractive in a bold, coarse fashion, she had little now in common with that early photograph of herself, and no trace of that wistful expression remained. In fact, Bobby reflected, if she had not recognized her own photograph, it seemed doubtful if anyone else would have done so. 'I came down with the wife,' said Mr Cayman, enclosing Bobby's hand in a firm and painful grip. 'Had to stand by, you know; Amelia's naturally upset.' Mrs Cayman sniffed. 'We came round to see you,' continued Mr Cayman. 'You see, my poor wife's brother died, practically speaking, in your arms. Naturally, she wanted to know all you could tell her of his last moments.' 'Absolutely,' said Bobby unhappily. 'Oh, absolutely.' He grinned nervously and was immediately aware of his father's sigh - a sigh of Christian resignation. 'Poor Alex,' said Mrs Cayman, dabbing her eyes. 'Poor, poor Alex.' 'I know,' said Bobby. 'Absolutely grim.' He wriggled uncomfortably. 'You see,' said Mrs Cayman, looking hopefully at Bobby, 'if he left any last words or messages, naturally I want to know.' 'Oh, rather,' said Bobby. 'But as a matter of fact he didn't.' 'Nothing at all?' Mrs Cayman looked disappointed and incredulous. Bobby felt apologetic. 'No - well - as a matter of fact, nothing at all.' 'It was best so,' said Mr Cayman solemnly. 'To pass away unconscious - without pain - why, you must think of it as a mercy, Amelia.' 'I suppose I must,' said Mrs Cayman. 'You don't think he felt any pain?' 'I'm sure he didn't,' said Bobby. Mrs Cayman sighed deeply. 'Well, that's something to be thankful for. Perhaps I did hope he'd left a last message, but I can see that it's best as it is. Poor Alex. Such a fine out-of-door man.' 'Yes, wasn't he?' said Bobby. He recalled the bronze face, the deep blue eyes. An attractive personality, that of Alex Pritchard, attractive even so near death. Strange that he should be the brother of Mrs Cayman and the brother-in-law of Mr Cayman. He had been worthy, Bobby felt, of better things. 27 'Well, we're very much indebted to you, I'm sure,' said Mrs Cayman. 'Oh, that's all right,' said Bobby. 'I mean - well, couldn't do anything else - I mean ' He floundered hopelessly. 'We shan't forget it,' said Mr Cayman. Bobby suffered once more that painful grip. He received a flabby hand from Mrs Cayman. His father made further adieus. Bobby accompanied the Caymans to the front door. 'And what do you do with yourself, young man?' inquired Cayman. 'Home on leave - something of that kind?' 'I spend most of my time looking for a job,' said Bobby. He paused. 'I was in the Navy.' 'Hard times - hard times nowadays,' said Mr Cayman, shaking his head. 'Well, I wish you luck, I'm sure.' 'Thank you very much,' said Bobby politely. He watched them down the weed-grown drive. Standing there, he fell into a brown study. Various ideas flashed chaotically through his mind - confused reflections the photograph - that girl's face with the wide-apart eyes and the misty hair - and ten or fifteen years later Mrs Cayman with her heavy make-up, her plucked eyebrows, those wide-apart eyes sunk in between folds of flesh till they looked like pig's eyes, and her violent henna-tinted hair. All traces of youth and innocence had vanished. The pity of things! It all came, perhaps, of marrying a hearty bounder like Mr Cayman. If she had married someone else she might possibly have grown older gracefully. A touch of grey in her hair, eyes still wide apart looking out from a smooth pale face. But perhaps anyway ~ Bobby sighed and shook his head. 'That's the worst of marriage,' he said gloomily. 'What did you say?' Bobby awoke from meditation to become aware of Frankie, whose approach he had not heard. 'Hullo,' he said. 'Hullo. Why marriage? And whose?' 'I was making a reflection of a general nature,' said Bobby. 28 'Namely - ?' 'On the devasting effects of marriage.' 'Who is devastated?' Bobby explained. He found Frankie unsympathetic. 'Nonsense. The woman's exactly like her photograph.' 'When did you see her? Were you at the inquest?' 'Of course I was at the inquest. What do you think? There's little enough to do down here. An inquest is a perfect godsend. I've never been to one before. I was thrilled to the teeth. Of course, it would have been better if it had been a mysterious poisoning case, with the analyst's reports and all that sort of thing; but one mustn't be too exacting when these simple pleasures come one's way. I hoped up to the end for a suspicion of foul play, but it all seemed most regrettably straightforward.' 'What blood-thirsty instincts you have, Frankie.' 'I know. It's probably atavism (however do you pronounce it? - I've never been sure). Don't you think so? I'm sure I'm atavistic. My nickname at school was Monkey Face.' 'Do monkeys like murder?' queried Bobby. 'You sound like a correspondence in a Sunday paper,' said Frankie. 'Our correspondents' views on this subject are solicited.' 'You know,' said Bobby, reverting to the original topic, 'I don't agree with you about the female Cayman. Her photograph was lovely.' 'Touched up - that's all,' interrupted Frankie. 'Well, then, it was so much touched up that you wouldn't have known them for the same person.' 'You're blind,' said Frankie. 'The photographer had done all that the art of photography could do, but it was still a nasty bit of work.' 'I absolutely disagree with you,' said Bobby coldly. 'Anyway, where did you see it?' 'In the local Evening Echo.' 'It probably reproduced badly.' 'It seems to me you're absolutely batty,' said Frankie 29 crossly, 'over a painted-up raddled bitch - yes, I said bitch - like the Cayman.' 'Frankie,' said Bobby, 'I'm surprised at you. In the Vicarage drive, too. Semi-holy ground, so to speak.' 'Well, you shouldn't have been so ridiculous.' There was a pause, then Frankie's sudden fit of temper abated. 'What is ridiculous,' she said, 'is to quarrel about the damned woman. I came to suggest a round of golf. What about it?' 'OK, chief,' said Bobby happily. They set off amicably together and their conversation was of such things as slicing and pulling and how to perfect a chip shot on to the green. The recent tragedy passed quite out of mind until Bobby, holing a long putt at the eleventh to halve the hole, suddenly gave an exclamation. 'What is it?' 'Nothing. I've just remembered something.' 'What?' 'Well, these people, the Caymans - they came round and asked if the fellow had said anything before he died - and I told them he hadn't.' 'Well?' 'And now I've just remembered that he did.' 'Not one of your brightest mornings, in fact.' 'Well, you see, it wasn't the sort of thing they meant. That's why, I suppose, I didn't think of it.' 'What did he say?' asked Frankie curiously. 'He said: "Why didn't they ask Evans?"' 'What a funny thing to say. Nothing else?' 'No. He just opened his eyes and said that - quite suddenly - and then died, poor chap.' 'Oh, well,' said Frankie, turning it over in her mind. 'I don't see that you need worry. It wasn't important.' 'No, of course not. Still, I wish I'd just mentioned it. You see, I said he'd said nothing at all.' 30 'Well, it amounts to the same thing,' said Franlde. 'I mean, it isn't like - "Tell Gladys I always loved her", or "The will is in the walnut bureau", or any of the proper romantic Last Words there are in books.' 'You don't think it's worth writing about it to them?' 'I shouldn't bother. It couldn't be important.' 'I expect you're right,' said Bobby and turned his attention with renewed vigour to the game. But the matter did not really dismiss itself from his mind. It was a small point but it fretted him. He felt very faintly uncomfortable about it. Frankie's point of view was, he felt sure, the right and sensible one. The thing was of no importance - let it go. But his conscience continued to reproach him faintly. He had said that the dead man had said nothing. That wasn't true. It was all very trivial and silly but he couldn't feel quite comfortable about it. Finally, that evening, on an impulse, he sat down and wrote to Mr Cayman. Dear Mr Cayman, I have just remembered that your brotherin-law did actually say something before he died. I think the exact words were, 'Why didn't they ask Evans?' I apologize/or not mentioning this this morning, but I attached no importance to the words at the time and so, I suppose, they slipped my memory. Yours truly, Robert Jones. On the next day but one he received a reply: Dear Mr Jones (wrote Mr CaymanJ, Your letter of 6th instant to hand. Many thanks for repeating my poor brother-in-law's last words so punctiliously in spite of their trivial character. What my wife hoped was that her brother might have left her some last message. Still, thank you for being so conscientious. Yours faithfully, Leo Cayman. Bobby felt snubbed. 31 CHAPTER 6 End of a Picnic On the following day Bobby received a letter of quite a different nature: It's all fixed, old boy, (wrote Badger in an illiterate scrawl which reflected no credit on the expensive public school which had educated him). Actually got five cars yesterday for fifteen pounds the lot - an Austin, two Morrises and a couple of Rovers. At the moment they won't actually go, but we can tinker them up sufficiently, I think. Dash it all, a car's a car, after all. So long as it takes the purchaser home without breaking down, that's all they can expect. I thought of opening up Monday week and am relying onyou, so don't let me down, willyou, old boy? I must say old Aunt Carrie was a sport. I once broke the window of an old boy next door to her who 'd been rude to her about her cats and she never got over it. Sent me a river every Christmas - and now this. We 're bound to succeed. The thing's a dead cert. I mean, a car's a car after all. You can pick 'em up for nothing. Put a lick of paint on and that's all the ordinary fool notices. The thing will go with a Bang. Now don't forget. Monday week. I'm relying on you. Yours ever, Badger. Bobby informed his father that he would be going up to town on Monday week to take up a job. The description of the job did not rouse the Vicar to anything like enthusiasm. He had, it may be pointed out, come across Badger Beadon in the past. He merely treated Bobby to a long lecture on the advisability of not making himself liable for anything. Not an authority on financial or business matters, his advice was technically vague, but its meaning unmistakable. On the Wednesday of that week Bobby received another 32 letter. It was addressed in a foreign slanting handwriting. Its contents were somewhat surprising to the young man. It was from the firm ofHenriquez and Dallo in Buenos Aires and, to put it concisely, it offered Bobby a job in the firm with a salary of a thousand a year. For the first minute or two the young man thought he must be dreaming. A thousand a year. He reread the letter more carefully. There was mention of an ex-Naval man being preferred. A suggestion that Bobby's name had been put forward by someone (someone not named). That acceptance must be immediate, and that Bobby must be prepared to start for Buenos Aires within a week. 'Well, I'm damned!' said Bobby, giving vent to his feelings in a somewhat unfortunate manner. ,Bobby!' 'Sorry, Dad. Forgot you were there.' Mr Jones cleared his throat. 'I should like to point out to you ' Bobby felt that this process - usually a leng one - must at all costs be avoided. He achieved this course by a simple statement: 'Someone's offered me a thousand a year.' The Vicar remained open-mouthed, unable for the moment to make any comment. 'That's put him off his drive all right,' thought Bobby with satisfaction. 'My dear Bobby, did I understand you to say that someone had offered you a thousand a year? A thousand?' 'Holed it in one. Dad,' said Bobby. 'It's impossible,' said the Vicar. Bobby was not hurt by this frank incredulity. His estimate of his own monetary value differed little from that of his father. 'They must be complete mutts,' he agreed heartily. 'Who - er - are these people?' Bobby handed him the letter. The Vicar, fumbling for his pince-nez, peered at it suspiciously. Finally he perused it twice. 'Most remarkable,' he said at last. 'Most remarkable.' 33 'Lunatics,' said Bobby. 'Ah! my boy,' said the Vicar. 'It is after all, a great thing to be an Englishman. Honesty. That's what we stand for. The Navy has carried that ideal all over the world. An Englishman's word! This South American firm realizes the value of a young man whose integrity will be unshaken and of whose fidelity his employers will be assured. You can always depend on an Englishman to play the game ' 'And keep a straight bat,' said Bobby. The Vicar looked at his son doubtfully. The phrase, an excellent one, had actually been on the tip of his tongue, but there was something in Bobby's tone that struck him as not quite sincere. The young man, however, appeared to be perfectly serious. 'All the same. Dad,' he said, 'why me?' 'What do you mean - why you?' 'There are a lot of Englishmen in England,' said Bobby. 'Hearty fellows, full of cricketing qualities. Why pick on me?' 'Probably your late commanding officer may have recommended you.' 'Yes, I suppose that's true,' said Bobby doubtfully. 'It doesn't matter, anyway, since I can't take the job.' 'Can't take it? My dear boy, what do you mean?' 'Well, I'm fixed up, you see. With Badger.' 'Badger? Badger Beadon. Nonsense, my dear Bobby. This is serious.' 'It's a bit hard, I own,' said Bobby with a sigh. 'Any childish arrangement you have made with young Beadon cannot count for a moment.' 'It counts with me.' 'Young Beadon is completely irresponsible. He has already, I understand, been a source of considerable trouble and expense to his parents.' 'He's not had much luck. Badger's so infernally trusting.' 'Luck - luck! I should say that young man had never done a hand's turn in his life.' 'Nonsense, Dad. Why, he used to get up at five in the morning to feed those beastly chickens. It wasn't his fault they all got the roop or the croup, or whatever it was.' 'I have never approved of this garage project. Mere folly. You must give it up.' 'Can't sir. I've promised. I can't let old Badger down. He's counting on me.' The discussion proceeded. The Vicar, biased by his views on the subject of Badger, was quite unable to regard any promise made to that young man as binding. He looked on Bobby as obstinate and determined at all costs to lead an idle life in company with one of the worse possible companions. Bobby, on the other hand, stolidly repeated without originality that he 'couldn't let old Badger down'. The Vicar finally left the room in anger and Bobby then and there sat down to write to the firm of Henriquez and Dallo, refusing their offer. He sighed as he did so. He was letting a chance go here which was never likely to occur again. But he saw no alternative. Later, on the links, he put the problem to Frankie. She listened attentively. 'You'd have had to go to South America?' 'Yes.' 'Would you have liked that?' 'Yes, why not?' Frankie sighed. 'Anyway,' she said with decision. 'I think you did quite right.' 'About Badger, you mean?' 'Yes.' 'I couldn't let the old bird down, could I?' 'No, but be careful the old bird, as you call him, doesn't let you in.' 'Oh! I shall be careful. Anyway, I shall be all right. I haven't got any assets.' 'That must be rather fun,' said Frankie. •Why?' 'I don't know why. It just sounded rather nice and free and 35 irresponsible. I suppose, though, when I come to think of it, that I haven't got any assets much, either. I mean. Father gives me an allowance and I've got lots of houses to live in and clothes and maids and some hideous family jewels and a good deal of credits at shops; but that's all the family really. It's not me.' 'No, but all the same -' Bobby paused. 'Oh, it's quite different, I know.' 'Yes,' said Bobby. 'It's quite different.' He felt suddenly very depressed. They walked in silence to the next tee. 'I'm going to town tomorrow,' said Frankie, as Bobby teed up his ball. 'Tomorrow? Oh - and I was going to suggest you should come for a picnic.' 'I'd have liked to. However, it's arranged. You see. Father's got the gout again.' 'You ought to stay and minister to him,' said Bobby. 'He doesn't like being ministered to. It annoys him frightfully. He likes the second footman best. He's sympathetic and doesn't mind having things thrown at him and being called a damned fool.' Bobby topped his drive and it trickled into the bunker. 'Hard lines,' said Frankie and drove a nice straight ball that sailed over it. 'By the way,' she remarked. 'We might do something together in London. You'll be up soon?' 'On Monday. But - well - it's no good, is it?' 'What do you mean - no good?' 'Well, I mean I shall be working as a mechanic most of the time. I mean ' 'Even then,' said Frankie, 'I suppose you're just as capable of coming to a cocktail party and getting tight as any other of my friends.' Bobby merely shook his head. 'I'll give a beer and sausage party if you prefer it,' said Frankie encouragingly. 36 'Oh, look here, Frankie, what's the good? I mean, you can't mix your crowds. Your crowd's a different crowd from mine.' 'I assure you,' said Frankie, 'that my crowd is a very mixed one.' 'You're pretending not to understand.' 'You can bring Badger if you like. There's friendship for you.' 'You've got some sort of prejudice against Badger.' 'I daresay it's his stammer. People who stammer always make me stammer, too.' 'Look here, Frankie, it's no good and you know it isn't. It's all right down here. There's not much to do and I suppose I'm better than nothing. I mean you're always awfully decent to me and all that, and I'm grateful. But I mean I know I'm just nobody - I mean ' 'When you've quite finished expressing your inferiority complex,' said Frankie coldly, 'perhaps you'll try getting out of the bunker with a niblick instead of a putter.' 'Have I - oh! damn!' He replaced the putter in his bag and took out the niblick. Frankie watched with malicious satisfaction as he hacked at the ball five times in succession. Clouds of sand rose round them. 'Your hole,' said Bobby, picking up the ball. 'I think it is,' said Frankie. 'And that gives me the match.' 'Shall we play the bye?' 'No, I don't think so. I've got a lot to do.' 'Of course. I suppose you have.' They walked together in silence to the clubhouse. 'Well,' said Frankie, holding out her hand. 'Goodbye, my dear. It's been too marvellous to have you to make use of while I've been down here. See something of you again, perhaps, when I've nothing better to do.' 'Look here, Frankie ' 'Perhaps you'll condescend to come to my coster party. I believe you can get pearl buttons quite cheaply at Woolworth's.' 'Frankie ' 37 His words were drowned in the noise of the Bentley's engine which Frankie had just started. She drove away with an airy wave of her hand. 'Damn!' said Bobby in a heartfelt tone. Frankie, he considered, had behpved outrageously. Perhaps he hadn't put things very tactfully, but, dash it all, what he had said was true enough. Perhaps, though, he shouldn't have put it into words. The next three days seemed interminably long. The Vicar had a sore throat which necessitated his speaking in a whisper when he spoke at all. He spoke very little and was obviously bearing his fourth son's presence as a Christian should. Once or twice he quoted Shakespeare to the effect that a serpent's tooth, etc. On Saturday Bobby felt that he could bear the strain of home life no longer. He got Mrs Roberts, who, with her husband, 'ran' the Vicarage, to give him a packet of sandwiches, and, supplementing this with a bottle of beer which he bought in Marchbolt, he set off for a solitary picnic. He had missed Frankie abominably these last few days. These older people were the limit... They harped on things so. Bobby stretched himself out on a brackeny bank and debated with himself whether he should eat his lunch first and go to sleep afterwards, or sleep first and eat afterwards. While he was cogitating, the matter was settled for him by his falling asleep without noticing it. When he awoke it was half-past three! Bobby grinned as he thought how his father would disapprove of this way of spending a day. A good walk across country ~ twelve miles or so - that was the kind of thing that a healthy young man should do. It led inevitably to that famous remark: 'And now, I think, I've earned my lunch.' 'Idiotic,' thought Bobby. 'Why earn lunch by doing a lot of walking you don't particularly want to do? What's the merit in it? If you enjoy it, then it's pure self-indulgence, and if you don't enjoy it you're a fool to do it.' Whereupon he fell upon his unearned lunch and ate it with 38 gusto. With a sigh of satisfaction he unscrewed the bottle of beer. Unusually bitter beer, but decidedly refreshing ... He lay back again, having tossed the empty beer bottle into a clump of heather. He felt rather god-like lounging there. The world was at his feet. A phrase, but a good phrase. He could do anything anything if he tried! Plans of great splendour and daring initiative flashed through his mind. Then he grew sleepy again. Lethargy stole over him. He slept... Heavy, numbing sleep ... CHAPTER? An Escape from Death Driving her large green Bentley, Frankie drew up to the kerb outside a large old-fashioned house over the doorway of which was inscribed 'St Asaph's'. Frankie jumped out and, turning, extracted a large bunch of lilies. Then she rang the bell. A woman in nurse's dress answered the door. 'Can I see Mr Jones?' inquired Frankie. The nurse's eyes took in the Bentley, the lilies and Frankie with intense interest. 'What name shall I say?' 'Lady Frances Derwent.' The nurse was thrilled and her patient went up in her estimation. She guided Frankie upstairs into a room on the first floor. 'You've a visitor to see you, Mr Jones. Now, who do you think it is? Such a nice surprise for you.' All this is the 'bright' manner usual to nursing homes. 39 'Gosh!' said Bobby, very much surprised. 'If it isn't Frankie!' 'Hullo, Bobby, I've brought the usual flowers. Rather a graveyard suggestion about them, but the choice was limited.' 'Oh, Lady Frances,' said the nurse, 'they're lovely. I'll put them into water.' She left the room. Frankie sat down in an obvious visitor's chair. •Well, Bobby,' she said. 'What's all this?' 'You may well ask,' said Bobby. 'I'm the complete sensation of this place. Eight grains of morphia, no less. They're going to write about me in the Lancet and the BMJ.' 'What's the BMf>' interrupted Frankie. 'The British Medical Journal.' 'All right. Go ahead. Rattle off some more initials.' 'Do you know, my girl, that half a grain is a fatal dose? I ought to be dead about sixteen times over. It's true that recovery has been known after sixteen grains - still, eight is pretty good, don't you think? I'm the hero of this place. They've never had a case like me before.' 'How nice for them.' 'Isn't it? Gives them something to talk about to all the other patients.' The nurse re-entered, bearing lilies in vases. 'It's true, isn't it, nurse?' demanded Bobby. 'You've never had a case like mine?' 'Oh! you oughtn't to be here at all,' said the nurse. 'In the churchyard you ought to be. But it's only the good die young, they say.' She giggled at her own wit and went out. 'There you are,' said Bobby. 'You'll see, I shall be famous all over England.' He continued to talk. Any signs of inferiority complex that he had displayed at his last meeting with Frankie had now quite disappeared. He took a firm and egotistical pleasure in recounting every detail of his case. 'That's enough,' said Frankie, quelling him. 'I don't really 40 care terribly for stomach pumps. To listen to you one would think nobody had ever been poisoned before.' 'Jolly few have been poisoned with eight grains of morphia and got over it,' Bobby pointed out. 'Dash it all, you're not sufficiently impressed.' 'Pretty sickening for the people who poisoned you,' said Frankie. 'I know. Waste of perfectly good morphia.' 'It was in the beer, wasn't it?' 'Yes. You see, someone found me sleeping like the dead, tried to wake me and couldn't. Then they got alarmed, carried me to a farmhouse and sent for a doctor ' 'I know all the next part,' said Frankie hastily. 'At first they had the idea that I'd taken the stuff deliberately. Then when they heard my story, they went off and looked for the beer bottle and found it where I'd thrown it and had it analysed - the dregs of it were quite enough for that, apparently.' 'No clue as to how the morphia got in the bottle?' 'None whatever. They've interviewed the pub where I bought it and opened other bottles and everything's been quite all right.' 'Someone must have put the stuff in the beer while you were asleep?' 'That's it. I remember that the paper across the top wasn't still sticking properly.' Frankie nodded thoughtfully. 'Well,' she said. 'It shows that what I said in the train that day was quite right.' 'What did you say?' 'That that man - Pritchard - had been pushed over the cliff 'That wasn't in the train. You said that at the station,' said Bobby feebly. 'Same thing.' 'But why-' 'Darling - it's obvious. Why should anyone want to putyou out of the way? You're not the heir to a fortune or anything.' 41 'I may be. Some great aunt I've never heard of in New Zealand or somewhere may have left me all her money.' 'Nonsense. Not without knowing you. And if she didn't know you, why leave money to a fourth son? Why, in these hard times even a clergyman mightn't have a fourth son! No, it's all quite clear. No one benefits by your death, so that's ruled out. Then there's revenge. You haven't seduced a chemist's daughter, by any chance?' 'Not that I can remember,' said Bobby with dignity. 'I know. One seduces so much that one can't keep count. But I should say offhand that you've never seduced anyone at all.' 'You're making me blush, Frankie. And why must it be a chemist's daughter, anyway?' 'Free access to morphia. It's not so easy to get hold of morphia.' 'Well, I haven't seduced a chemist's daughter.' 'And you haven't got any enemies that you know of?' Bobby shook his head. 'Well, there you are,' said Frankie triumphantly. 'It must be the man who was pushed over the cliff. What do the police think?' 'They think it must have been a lunatic.' 'Nonsense. Lunatics don't wander about with unlimited supplies of morphia looking for odd bottles of beer to put it into. No, somebody pushed Pritchard over the cliff. A minute or two later you come along and he thinks you saw him do it and so determines to put you out of the way.' 'I don't think that will hold water, Frankie.' 'Why not?' 'Well, to begin with, I didn't see anything.' 'Yes, but he didn't know that.' 'And if I had seen anything, I should have said so at the inquest.' 'I suppose that's so,' said Frankie unwillingly. She thought for a minute or two. 'Perhaps he thought you'd seen something that you didn't 42 think was anything but which really was something. That sounds pure gibberish, but you get the idea?' Bobby nodded. 'Yes, I see what you mean, but it doesn't seem very probable, somehow.' 'I'm sure that cliff business had something to do with this. You were on the spot - the first person to be there -' 'Thomas was there, too,' Bobby reminded her. 'And nobody's tried to poison him.' 'Perhaps they're going to,' said Frankie cheerfully. 'Or perhaps they've tried and failed.' 'It all seems very farfetched.' 'I think it's logical. If you get two out of the way things happening in a stagnant pond like Marchbolt - wait - there's a third thing.' 'What?' 'That job you were offered. That, of course, is quite a small thing, but it was odd, you must admit. I've never heard of a foreign firm that specialized in seeking out undistinguished exNaval officers.' 'Did you say undistinguished?' 'You hadn't got into the BMJ, then. But you see my point. You've seen something you weren't meant to see - or so they (whoever they are) think. Very well. They first try to get rid of you by offering you a job abroad. Then, when that fails, they try to put you out of the way altogether.' 'Isn't that rather drastic? And anyway a great risk to take?' 'Oh! but murderers are always frightfully rash. The more murders they do, the more murders they want to do.' 'Like The Third Bloodstain,' said Bobby, remembering one of his favourite works of fiction. 'Yes, and in real life, too - Smith and his wives and Armstrong and people.' 'Well, but, Frankie, what on earth is it I'm supposed to have seen?' 'That, of course, is the difficulty,' admitted Frankie. 'I agree that it can't have been the actual pushing, because you would 43 have told about that. It must be something about the man himself. Perhaps he had a birthmark or double-jointed fingers or some strange physical peculiarity.' 'Your mind is running on Dr Thomdyke, I see. It couldn't be anything like that because whatever I saw the police would see as well.' 'So they would. That was an idiotic suggestion. It's very difficult, isn't it?' 'It's a pleasing theory,' said Bobby. 'And it makes me feel important, but all the same, I don't believe it's much more than a theory.' 'I'm sure I'm right.' Frankie rose. 'I must be off now. Shall I come and see you again tomorrow?' 'Oh! Do. The arch chatter of the nurses gets very monotonous. By the way, you're back from London very soon?' 'My dear, as soon as I heard about you, I tore back. It's most exciting to have a romantically poisoned friend.' 'I don't know whether morphia is so very romantic,' said Bobby reminiscently. 'Well, I'll come tomorrow. Do I kiss you or don't I?' 'It's not catching,' said Bobby encouragingly. 'Then I'll do my duty to the sick thoroughly.' She kissed him lightly. 'See you tomorrow.' The nurse came in with Bobby's tea as she went out. 'I've seen her pictures in the papers often. She's not so very like them, though. And, of course, I've seen her driving about in her car, but I've never seen her before close to, so to speak. Not a bit haughty, is she?' 'Oh, no!' said Bobby. 'I should never call Frankie haughty.' 'I said to Sister, I said, she's as natural as anything. Not a bit stuck up. I said to Sister, she's just like you or me, I said.' Silently dissenting violently from this view, Bobby returned no reply. The nurse, disappointed by his lack of response, left the room. Bobby was left to his own thoughts. He finished his tea. Then he went over in his mind the 44 possibilities of Frankie's amazing theory, and ended by deciding reluctantly against it. He then cast about for other distractions. His eye was caught by the vases of lilies. Frightfully sweet of Frankie to bring him all these flowers, and of course they were lovely, but he wished it had occurred to her to bring him a few detective stories instead. He cast his eye over the table beside him. There was a novel of Ouida's and a copy of John Halifax, Gentleman and last week's Marchbolt Weekly Times. He picked up John Halifax, Gentleman. After five minutes he put it down. To a mind nourished on The Third Bloodstain, The Case of the Murdered Archduke and The Strange Adventure of the Florentine Dagger, John Halifax, Gentleman, lacked pep. With a sigh he picked up last week's Marchbolt Weekly Times. ;. A moment or two later he was pressing the bell beneath his pillow with a vigour which brought a nurse into the room at a run. 'Whatever's the matter, Mr Jones? Are you taken bad?' 'Ring up the Castle,' cried Bobby. Tell Lady Frances she must come back here at once.' 'Oh, Mr Jones. You can't send a message like that.' 'Can't I?' said Bobby. 'If I were allowed to get up from this blasted bed you'd soon see whether I could or couldn't. As it is, you've got to do it for me.' 'But she'll hardly be back.' 'You don't know that Bentley.' 'She won't have had her tea.' 'Now look here, my dear girl,' said Bobby, 'don't stand there arguing with me. Ring up as I tell you. Tell her she's got to come here at once because I've got something very important to say to her.' Overborne, but unwilling, the nurse went. She took some liberties with Bobby's message. If it was no inconvenience to Lady Frances, Mr Jones wondered if she would mind coming as he had something he 45 would like to say to her, but, of course. Lady Frances was not to put herself out in any way. Lady Frances replied curtly that she would come at once. 'Depend upon it,' said the nurse to her colleagues, 'she's sweet on him! That's what it is.' Frankie arrived all agog. 'What's this desperate summons?' she demanded. Bobby was sitting up in bed, a bright red spot in each cheek. In his hand he waved the copy of the Marchbolt Weekly Times. 'Look at this, Frankie.' Frankie looked. 'Well,' she demanded. 'This is the picture you meant when you said it was touched up but quite like the Cayman woman.' Bobby's finger pointed to a somewhat blurred reproduction of a photograph. Underneath it were the words: 'portrait FOUND ON THE DEAD MAN AND BY WHICH HE WAS IDENTIFIED. mrs amelia cayman, THE DEAD MAN'S SISTER.' 'That's what I said, and it's true, too. I can't see anything to rave over in it.' 'No more than I.' 'But you said ' 'I know I said. But you see, Frankie' - Bobby's voice became very impressive - 'this isn't the photograph that I put back in the dead man's pocket ...' They looked at each other. 'Then in that case,' began Frankie slowly. 'Either there must have been two photographs ' '- Which isn't likely ' 'Or else ' They paused. 'That man - what's his name?' said Frankie. 'Bassington-ffrench!' said Bobby. 'I'm quite sure!' 46 CHAPTER 8 Riddle of a Photograph They stared at each other as they tried to adjust themselves to the altered situation. 'It couldn't be anyone else,' said Bobby. 'He was the only person who had the chance.' 'Unless, as we said, there were two photographs.' 'We agreed that that wasn't likely. If there had been two photographs they'd have tried to identify him by means of both of them - not only one.' 'Anyway, that's easily found out,' said Frankie. 'We can ask the police. We'll assume for the moment that there was just the one photograph, the one you saw that you put back again in his pocket. It was there when you left him, and it wasn't there when the police came, therefore the only person who could have taken it away and put the other one in its place was this man Bassington-ffrench. What was he like, Bobby?' Bobby frowned in the effort of remembrance. 'A sort of nondescript fellow. Pleasant voice. A gentleman and all that. I really didn't notice him particularly. He said that he was a stranger down here - and something about looking for a house.' 'We can verify that, anyway,' said Frankie. 'Wheeler & Owen are the only house agents.' Suddenly she gave a shiver. 'Bobby, have you thought? If Pritchard was pushed over - Bassington-ffrench must be the man who did it ...' 'That's pretty grim,' said Bobby. 'He seemed such a nice pleasant sort of fellow. But you know, Frankie, we can't be sure he really was pushed over.' 'You have been all along.' 'No, I just wanted it to be that way because it made things more exciting. But now it's more or less proved. If it was murder everything fits in. Your unexpected appearance which 47 upsets the murderer's plans. Your discovery of the photograph and, in consequence, the need to put you out of the way.' 'There's a flaw there,' said Bobby. 'Why?' You were the only person who saw that photograph. As soon as Bassington-ffrench was left alone with the body he changed the photograph which only you had seen.' But Bobby continued to shake his head. 'No, that won't do. Let's grant for the moment that that photograph was so important that I had to be "got out of the way", as you put it. Sounds absurd but I suppose it's just possible. Well, then, whatever was going to be done would have to be done at once. The fact that I went to London and never saw the Marchbolt Weekly Times or the other papers with the photograph in it was just pure chance - a thing nobody could count on. The probability was that I should say at once, "That isn't the photograph I saw." Why wait till after the inquest when everything was nicely settled?' 'There's something in that,' admitted Frankie. 'And there's another point. I can't be absolutely sure, of course, but I could almost swear that when I put the photograph back in the dead man's pocket Bassingtonffrench wasn't there. He didn't arrive till about five or ten minutes later.' 'He might have been watching you all the time,' argued Frankie. 'I don't see very well how he could,' said Bobby slowly. 'There's really only one place where you can see down to exactly the spot we were. Farther round, the cliff bulges and then recedes underneath, so that you can't see over. There's just the one place and when Bassington-ffrench did arrive there I heard him at once. Footsteps echo down below. He may have been near at hand, but he wasn't looking over till then - I'll swear.' 'Then you think that he didn't know about your seeing the photograph?' 'I don't see how he could have known.' 'And he can't have been afraid you'd seen him doing it - the 48 murder, I mean - because, as you say, that's absurd. You'd never have held your tongue about it. It looks as though it must have been something else altogether.' 'Only I don't see what it could have been.' 'Something they didn't know about till after the inquest. I don't know why I say "they".' 'Why not? After all, the Caymans must have been in it, too. It's probably a gang. I like gangs.' 'That's a low taste,' said Frankie absently. 'A single-handed murder is much higher class. Bobby!' 'Yes?' 'What was it Pritchard said - just before he died? You know, you told me about it that day on the links. That funny question?' "'Why didn't they ask Evans?'" 'Yes. Suppose that was it?' 'But that's ridiculous.' 'It sounds so, but it might be important, really. Bobby, I'm sure it's that. Oh, no, I'm being an idiot - you never told the Caymans about it?' 'I did, as a matter of fact,' said Bobby slowly. 'You didr 'Yes. I wrote to them that evening. Saying, of course, that it was probably quite unimportant.' 'And what happened?' 'Cayman wrote back, politely agreeing, of course, that there was nothing in it, but thanking me for taking the trouble. I felt rather snubbed.' 'And two days later you got this letter from a strange firm bribing you to go to South America?' 'Yes.' 'Well,' said Frankie, 'I don't know what more you want. They try that first; you turn it down, and the next thing is that they follow you round and seize a good moment to empty a lot of morphia into your bottle of beer.' 'Then the Caymans are in it?' 'Of course the Caymans are in it!' 49 'Yes,' said Bobby thoughtfully. 'If your reconstruction is correct, they must be in it. According to our present theory, it goes like this. Dead man X is deliberately pushed over cliff presumably by OF (pardon these initials). It is important that X should not be correctly identified, so portrait of Mrs C is put in his pocket and portrait of fair unknown removed. (Who was she, I wonder?)' 'Keep to the point,' said Frankie sternly. 'Mrs C waits for photographs to appear and turns up as grief-stricken sister and identifies X as her brother from foreign parts.' 'You don't believe he could really have been her brother?' 'Not for a moment! You know, it puzzled me all along. The Caymans were a different class altogether. The dead man was - well, it sounds a most awful thing to say and just like some deadly old retired Anglo-Indian, but the dead man was a pukka sahib.' 'And the Caymans most emphatically weren't?' 'Most emphatically.' 'And then, just when everything has gone off well from the Caymans' point of view - body successfully identified, verdict of accidental death, everything in the garden lovely -you come along and mess things up,' mused Frankie. '" Why didn 't they ask Evans? "' Bobby repeated the phrase thoughtfully. 'You know, I can't see what on earth there can be in that to put the wind up anybody.' 'Ah! that's because you don't know. It's like making crossword puzzles. You write down a clue and you think it's too idiotically simple and that everyone will guess it straight off, and you're frightfully surprised when they simply can't get it in the least. " Why didn't they ask Evans? " must have been a most frightfully significant phrase to them, and they couldn't realize that it meant nothing at all to you.' 'More fools they.' 'Oh, quite so. But it's just possible they thought that if Pritchard said that, he might have said something more which 50 would also recur to you in due time. Anyway, they weren't going to take chances. You were safer out of the way.' 'They took a lot of risk. Why didn't they engineer another "accident"?' 'No, no. That would have been stupid. Two accidents within a week of each other? It might have suggested a connection between the two, and then people would have begun inquiring into the first one. No, I think there's a kind of bald simplicity about their method which is really rather clever.' 'And yet you said just now that morphia wasn't easy to get hold of.' 'No more it isn't. You have to sign poison books and things. Oh! of course, that's a clue. Whoever did it had easy access to supplies of morphia.' 'A doctor, a hospital nurse, or a chemist,' suggested Bobby. 'Well, I was thinking more of illicitly imported drugs.' 'You can't mix up too many different sorts of crime,' said Bobby. 'You see, the strong point would be the absence of motive. Your death doesn't benefit anyone. So what will the police think?' 'A lunatic,' said Bobby. 'And that's what they do think.' 'You see? It's awfully simple, really.' Bobby began to laugh suddenly. 'What's amusing you?' 'Just the thought of how sick-making it must be for them! All that morphia - enough to kill five or six people - and here I am still alive and kicking.' 'One of Life's little ironies that one can't foresee,' agreed Frankie. 'The question is - what do we do next?' said Bobby practically. 'Oh! lots of things,' said Frankie promptly. 'Such as ... ?' 'Well - finding out about the photograph - that there was only one, not two. And about Bassington-ffrench's house hunting.' 51 'That will probably be quite all right and above board.' 'Why do you say that?' 'Look here, Frankie, think a minute. Bassingtonffrench must be above suspicion. He must be all clear and above board. Not only must there be nothing to connect him in any way with the dead man, but he must have a proper reason for being down here. He may have invented house hunting on the spur of the moment, but I bet he carried out something of the kind. There must be no suggestion of a "mysterious stranger seen in the neighbourhood of the accident". I fancy that Bassingtonffrench is his own name and that he's the sort of person who would be quite above suspicion.' 'Yes,' said Frankie thoughtfully. 'That's a very good deduction. There will be nothing whatever to connect Bassington-ffrench with Alex Pritchard. Now, if we knew who the dead man really was ' 'Ah, then it might be different.' 'So it was very important that the body should not be recognized - hence all the Cayman camouflage. And yet it was taking a big risk.' 'You forget that Mrs Cayman identified him as soon as was humanly possible. After that, even if there had been pictures of him in the papers (you know how blurry these things are) people would only say: "Curious, this man Pritchard, who fell over a cliff, is really extraordinarily like Mr X."' 'There must be more to it than that,' said Frankie shrewdly. 'X must have been a man who wouldn't easily be missed. I mean, he couldn't have been the sort of family man whose wife or relations would go to the police at once and report him missing.' 'Good for you, Frankie. No, he must have been just going abroad or perhaps just come back (he was marvellously tanned - like a big-game hunter - he looked that sort of person) and he can't have had any very near relations who knew all about his movements.' 'We're deducing beautifully,' said Frankie. 'I hope we're not deducing all wrong.' 52 'Very likely,' said Bobby. 'But I think what we've said so far is fairly sound sense - granted, that is, the wild improbability of the whole thing.' Frankie waved away the wild improbability with an airy gesture. 'The thing is - what to do next,' she said. 'It seems to me we've got three angles of attack.' 'Go on, Sherlock.' 'The first is you. They've made one attempt on your life. They'll probably try again. This time we might get what they call "a line" on them. Using you as a decoy, I mean.' 'No thank you, Frankie,' said Bobby with feeling. 'I've been very lucky this time, but I mightn't be so lucky again if they changed the attack to a blunt instrument. I was thinking of taking a great deal of care of myself in the future. The decoy idea can be washed out.' 'I was afraid you'd say that,' said Frankie with a sigh. 'Young men are sadly degenerate nowadays. Father says so. They don't enjoy being uncomfortable and doing dangerous and unpleasant things any longer. It's a pity.' 'A great pity,' said Bobby, but he spoke with firmness. 'What's the second plan of campaign?' 'Working from the "Why didn't they ask Evans?" clue,' said Frankie. 'Presumably the dead man came down here to see Evans, whoever he was. Now, if we could find Evans ' 'How many Evanses,' Bobby interrupted, 'do you think there are in Marchbolt?' 'Seven hundred, I should think,' admitted Frankie. 'At least! We might do something that way, but I'm rather doubtful.' 'We could list all the Evanses and visit the likely ones.' 'And ask them - what?' 'That's the difficulty,' said Frankie. 'We need to know a little more,' said Bobby. 'Then that idea of yours might come in useful. What's No. 3?' 'This man Bassington-ffrench. There we have got something tangible to go upon. It's an uncommon name. I'll ask 53 Father. He knows all these county family names and their various branches.' 'Yes;' said Bobby. 'We might do something that way.' 'At any rate, we are going to do something?' 'Of course we are. Do you think I'm going to be given eight grains of morphia and do nothing about it?' 'That's the spirit,' said Frankie. 'And besides that,' said Bobby, 'there's the indignity of the stomach pump to be washed out.' 'That's enough,' said Frankie. 'You'll be getting morbid and indecent again if I don't stop you.' 'You have no true womanly sympathy,' said Bobby. CHAPTER 9 Concerning Mr Bassingtonffrench Frankie lost no time in setting to work. She attacked her father that same evening. 'Father,' she said, 'do you know any Bassingtonffrenches?' Lord Marchington, who was reading a political article, did not quite take in the question. 'It's not the French so much as the Americans,' he said severely. 'All this tomfoolery and conferences - wasting the nation's time and money -' Frankie abstracted her mind until Lord Marchington, running like a railway train along an accustomed line, came, as it were, to a halt at a station. 'The Bassington-ffrenches,' repeated Frankie. 'What about 'em?' said Lord Marchington. Frankie didn't know what about them. She made a statement, knowing well enough that her father enjoyed contradiction. 54 'They're a Yorkshire family, aren't they?' 'Nonsense - Hampshire. There's the Shropshire branch, of course, and then there's the Irish lot. Which are your friends?' 'I'm not sure,' said Frankie, accepting the implication of friendship with several unknown people. 'Not sure? What do you mean? You must be sure.' 'People drift about so nowadays,' said Frankie. 'Drift - drift - that's about all they do. In my days we asked people. Then one knew where one was - fellow said he was the Hampshire branch - very well, your grandmother married my second cousin. It made a link.' 'It must have been too sweet,' said Frankie, 'But there really isn't time for genealogical and geographical research nowadays.' 'No - you've no time nowadays for anything but drinking these poisonous cocktails.' Lord Marchington gave a sudden yelp of pain as he moved his gouty leg, which some free imbibing of the family port had not improved. 'Are they well off?' asked Frankie. 'The Bassington-ffrenches? Couldn't say. The Shropshire lot have been hard hit, I believe - death duties, and one thing or another. One of the Hampshire ones married an heiress. An American woman.' 'One of them was down here the other day,' said Frankie. 'Looking for a house, I believe.' 'Funny idea. What should anyone want with a house down here?' That, thought Frankie, was the question. On the following day she walked into the office of Messrs. Wheeler & Owen, House and Estate Agents. Mr Owen himself sprang up to receive her. Frankie gave him a gracious smile and dropped into a chair. 'And what can we have the pleasure of doing for you. Lady Frances? You don't want to sell the Castle, I suppose. Ha! Ha!' Mr Owen laughed at his own wit. 'I wish we could,' said Frankie. 'No, as a matter of fact, I 55 believe a friend of mine was down here the other day - a Mr Bassington-ffrench. He was looking for a house.' 'Ah! yes, indeed. I remember the name perfectly. Two small if 's.' 'That's right,' said Frankie. 'He was making inquiries about various small properties with a view to purchase. He was obliged to return to town the next day, so could not view many of the houses, but I understand he is in no great hurry. Since he left, one or two suitable properties have come into the market and I have sent him on particulars, but have had no reply.' 'Did you write to London - or to the - er - country address?' inquired Frankie. 'Let me see now.' He called to a junior clerk. 'Frank, Mr Bassington-ffrench's address.' 'Roger Bassington-ffrench, Esq., Merroway Court, Staverley, Hants,' said the junior clerk glibly. 'Ah!' said Frankie. 'Then it wasn't my Mr Bassingtonffrench. This must be his cousin. I thought it was odd his being here and not looking me up.' 'Quite so - quite so,' said Mr Owen intelligently. 'Let me see, it must have been the Wednesday he came to see you.' 'That's right. Just before six-thirty. We close at six-thirty. I remember particularly because it was the day when that sad accident happened. Man fell over the cliff. Mr Bassingtonffrench had actually stayed by the body till the police came. He looked quite upset when he came in here. Very sad tragedy, that, and high time something was done about that bit of path. The Town Council have been criticized very freely, I can tell you. Lady Frances. Most dangerous. Why we haven't had more accidents than we have I can't imagine.' 'Extraordinary,' said Frankie. She left the office in a thoughtful mood. As Bobby had prophesied, all Mr Bassington-ffrench's actions seemed clear and above aboard. He was one of the Hampshire Bassingtonffrenches, he had given his proper address, he had actually 56 mentioned his part in the tragedy to the house agent. Was it possible that, after all, Mr Bassington-ffrench was the completely innocent person he seemed? Frankie had a qualm of doubt. Then she refused it. 'No,' she said to herself. 'A man who wants to buy a little place would either get here earlier in the day, or else stay over the next day. You wouldn't go into a house agent's at six-thirty in the evening and go up to London the following day. Why make the journey at all? Why not write?' No, she decided, Bassington-fFrench was the guilty party. Her next call was the police station. Inspector Williams was an old acquaintance, having succeeded in tracking down a maid with a false reference who had absconded with some of Frankie's jewellery. 'Good afternoon. Inspector.' 'Good afternoon, your Ladyship. Nothing wrong, I hope.' 'Not as yet, but I'm thinking of holding up a bank soon, because I'm getting so short of money.' The inspector gave a rumbling laugh in acknowledgement of this witticism. 'As a matter of fact, I've come to ask questions out of sheer curiosity,' said Frankie. 'Is that so. Lady Frances?' 'Now do tell me this. Inspector - the man who fell over the cliff - Pritchard, or whatever his name was -' 'Pritchard, that's right.' 'He had only one photograph on him, didn't he? Somebody told me he had three? 'One's right,' said the inspector. 'Photograph of his sister it was. She came down and identified him.' 'How absurd to say there were three!' 'Oh! That's easy, your Ladyship. These newspaper reporters don't mind how much they exaggerate and as often as not they get the whole thing wrong.' 'I know,' said Frankie. 'I've heard the wildest stories.' She paused a moment then drew freely on her imagination. 'I've heard that his pockets were stuffed with papers proving him to 57 be a Bolshevik agent, and there's another story that his pockets were full of dope, and another again about his having pockets full of counterfeit bank notes.' The inspector laughed heartily. 'That's a good one.' 'I suppose really he had just the usual things in his pockets?' 'And very few at that. A handkerchief, not marked. Some loose change, a packet of cigarettes and a couple of treasury notes - loose, not in a case. No letters. We'd have had a job to identify him if it hadn't been for the photo. Providential, you might call it.' 'I wonder,' said Frankie. In view other private knowledge, she considered providential a singularly inappropriate word. She changed the conversation. 'I went to see Mr Jones, the Vicar's son, yesterday. The one who's been poisoned. What an extraordinary thing that was.' 'Ah!' said the inspector. 'Now that is extraordinary, if you like. Never heard of anything like it happening before. A nice young gentleman without an enemy in the world, or so you'd say. You know. Lady Frances, there are some queer customers going about. All the same, I never heard of a homicidal maniac who acted just this way.' 'Is there any clue at all to who did it?' Frankie was all wide-eyed inquiry. 'It's so interesting to hear all this,' she added. The inspector swelled with gratification. He enjoyed this friendly conversation with an Earl's daughter. Nothing stuck up or snobbish about Lady Frances. 'There was a car seen in the vicinity,' said the inspector. 'Dark-blue Talbot saloon. A man on Lock's Corner reported dark-blue Talbot, No. GG 8282, passed going direction St Botolph's.' 'And you think?' 'GG 8282 is the number of the Bishop of Botolph's car.' Frankie toyed for a minute or two with the idea of a 58 homicidal bishop who offered sacrifices of clergymen's sons, but rejected it with a sigh. 'You don't suspect the Bishop, I suppose?' she said. 'We've found out that the Bishop's car never left the Palace garage that afternoon.' 'So it was a false number.' 'Yes. We've got that to go on all right.' With expressions of admiration, Frankie took her leave. She made no damping remark, but she thought to herself: 'There must be a large number of dark-blue Talbots in England.' On her return home she took a directory of Marchbolt from its place on the writing-table in the library and removed it to her own room. She worked over it for some hours. The result was not satisfactory. There were four hundred and eighty-two Evanses in Marchbolt. 'Damn!' said Frankie. She began to make plans for the future. CHAPTER 10 Preparations for an Accident A week later Bobby had joined Badger in London. He had received several enigmatical communications from Frankie, most in such an illegible scrawl that he was quite unable to do more than guess at their meaning. However, their general purport seemed to be that Frankie had a plan and that he (Bobby) was to do nothing until he heard from her. This was as well, for Bobby would certainly have had no leisure to do anything, since the unlucky Badger had already succeeded in embroiling himself and his business in every way ingenuity 59 could suggest, and Bobby was kept busy disentangling the extraordinary mess his friend seemed to have got into. Meanwhile, the young man remained very strictly on his guard. The effect of eight grains of morphia was to render their taker extremely suspicious of food and drink and had also induced him to bring to London a Service revolver, the possession of which was extremely irksome to him. He was just beginning to feel that the whole thing had been an extravagant nightmare when Frankie's Bentley roared down the Mews and drew up outside the garage. Bobby, in greasestained overalls, came out to receive it. Frankie was at the wheel and beside her sat a rather gloomy-looking young man. 'Hullo, Bobby,' said Frankie. 'This is George Arbuthnot. He's a doctor, and we shall need him.' Bobby winced slightly as he and George Arbuthnot made faint recognitions of each other's presence. 'Are you sure we're going to need a doctor?' he asked. 'Aren't you being a bit pessimistic?' 'I didn't mean we should need him in that way,' said Frankie. 'I need him for a scheme that I've got on. Look here, is there anywhere we can go and talk?' Bobby looked round him. 'Well, there's my bedroom,' he said doubtfully. 'Excellent,' said Frankie. She got out of the car and she and George Arbuthnot followed Bobby up some outside steps and into a microscopic bedroom. 'I don't know,' said Bobby, looking round dubiously, 'if there's anywhere to sit.' There was not. The only chair was loaded with, apparently, the whole of Bobby's wardrobe. 'The bed will do,' said Frankie. She plumped down on it. George Arbuthnot did the same and the bed groaned protestingly. 'I've got everything planned out,' said Frankie. 'To begin with, we want a car. One of yours will do.' 'Do you mean you want to buy one of our cars?' 60 Yes.' 'That's really very nice of you, Frankie,' said Bobby, with warm appreciation. 'But you needn't. I really do draw the line at sticking my friends.' 'You've got it all wrong,' said Frankie. 'It isn't like that at all. I know what you mean - it's like buying perfectly appalling clothes and hats from one's friends who are just starting in business. A nuisance, but it's got to be done. But this isn't like that at all. I really need a car.' 'What about the Bentley?' 'The Bentley's no good.' 'You're mad,' said Bobby. 'No, I'm not. The Bentley's no good for what I want it for.' 'What's that?' 'Smashing it up.' Bobby groaned and put a hand to his head. 'I don't seem very well this morning.' George Arbuthnot spoke for the first time. His voice was deep and melancholy. 'She means,' he said, 'that's she going to have an accident.' 'How does she know?' said Bobby wildly. Frankie gave an exasperated sigh. 'Somehow or other,' she said, 'we seem to have started wrong. Now just listen quietly, Bobby, and try and take in what I'm going to say. I know your brains are practically negligible, but you ought to be able to understand if you really concentrate.' She paused, then resumed. 'I am on the trail of Bassingtonffrench.' 'Hear, hear.' 'Bassington-ffrench - our particular Bassington-ffrench lives at Merroway Court at the village of Staverley in Hampshire. Merroway Court belongs to BassingtonfTrench's brother, and our Bassington-ffrench lives there with his brother and his wife.' 'Who's wife?' 'The brother's wife, of course. That isn't the point. The 61 point is how are you or I or both of us is going to worm ourselves into the household. I've been down and reconnoitred the ground. Staverley's a mere village. Strangers arriving there to stay would stick out a mile. It would be the sort of thing that simply isn't done. So I've evolved a plan. This is what is going to happen: Lady Frances Derwent, driving her car more recklessly than well, crashes into the wall near the gates of Merroway Court. Complete wreckage of the car, less complete wreckage of Lady Frances, who is carried to the house, suffering from concussion and shock and must emphatically not be moved.' 'Who says so?' 'George. Now you see where George comes in. We can't risk a strange doctor saying there is nothing the matter with me. Or perhaps some officious person might pick up my prostrate form and take it to some local hospital. No, what happens is this: George is passing, also in a car (you'd better sell us a second one), sees the accident, leaps out and takes charge. "I am a doctor. Stand back, everybody" (That is, if there is anybody to stand back). "We must take her into that house what is it, Merroway Court? That will do. I must be able to make a thorough examination." I am carried to the best spare room, the Bassington-ffrenches either sympathetic or bitterly resisting, but in any case, George will overbear them. George makes his examination and emerges with his verdict. Happily, it is not as serious as he thought. No bones broken, but danger of concussion. I must on no account be moved for two or three days. After that, I shall be able to return to London. 'And then George departs and it's up to me to ingratiate myself with the household.' 'And where do I come in?' 'You don't.' 'But look here ' 'My dear child, do remember that Bassingtonffrench knows you. He doesn't know me from Adam. And I'm in a frightfully strong position, because I've got a title. You see how useful that is. I'm not just a stray young woman gaining 62 admission to the house for mysterious purposes. I am an earl's daughter and therefore highly respectable. And George is a real doctor and everything is quite above suspicion.' 'Oh! I suppose it's all right,' said Bobby unhappily. 'It's a remarkably well-planned scheme, I think,' said Frankie with pride. 'And I don't do anything at all?' asked Bobby. He still felt injured - much like a dog who has been unexpectedly deprived of a bone. This, he felt, was his own particular crime, and now he was being ousted. 'Of course you do, darling. You grow a moustache.' 'Oh! I grow a moustache, do I?' 'Yes. How long will it take?' 'Two or three weeks, I expect.' 'Heavens! I'd no idea it was such a slow process. Can't you speed it up?' 'No. Why can't I wear a false one?' 'They always look so false and they twist or come off or smell of spirit gum. Wait a minute, though, I believe there is a kind you can get stuck on hair by hair, so to speak, that absolutely defies detection. I expect a theatrical wigmaker would do it for you.' 'He'd probably think I was trying to escape from justice.' 'It doesn't matter what he thinks.' 'Once I've got the moustache, what do I do?' 'Put on a chauffeur's uniform and drive the Bentley down to Staverley.' 'Oh, I see.' Bobby brightened. 'You see my idea is this,' said Frankie: 'Nobody looks at a chauffeur in the way they look at a person. In any case, Bassington-ffrench only saw you for a minute or two and he must have been too rattled wondering if he could change the photograph in time to look at you much. You were just a young golfing ass to him. It isn't like the Caymans who sat opposite you and talked to you and who were deliberately trying to sum you up. I'd bet anything that seeing you in chauffeur's 63 uniform, Bassington-ffrench wouldn't recognize you even without the moustache. He might just possibly think that your face reminded him of somebody - no more than that. And with the moustache it ought to be perfectly safe. Now tell me, what do you think of the plan?' Bobby turned it over in his mind. 'To tell you the truth, Frankie,' he said generously, 'I think it's pretty good.' 'In that case,' said Frankie briskly. 'Let's go and buy some cars. I say, I think George has broken your bed.' 'It doesn't matter,' said Bobby hospitably. 'It was never a particularly good bed.' They descended to the garage, where a nervous-looking young man with a curious lack of chin and an agreeable smile greeted them with a vague 'Haw, haw, haw!' His general appearance was slightly marred by the fact that his eyes had a distinct disinclination to look in the same direction. 'Hullo, Badger,' said Bobby. 'You remember Frankie, don't you^' Badger clearly didn't, but he said, 'Haw, haw, haw!' again in an amiable manner. 'Last time I saw you,' said Frankie, 'you were head downward in the mud and we had to pull you out by the legs.' 'No, not really?' said Badger. 'Why, that m-m-must have been Ww-w-wales.' 'Quite right,' said Frankie. 'It was.' 'I always was a p-p-putrid r-r-r-rider,' said Badger. 'I s-s-sstill am,' he added mournfully. 'Frankie wants to buy a car,' said Bobby. 'Two cars,' said Frankie. 'George has got to have one, too. He's crashed his at the moment.' 'We can hire him one,' said Bobby. 'Well, come and look at what we've got in s-s-stock,' said Badger. 'They look very smart,' said Frankie, dazzled by lurid hues of scarlet and apple-green. 'They look all right,' said Bobby darkly. 64 'That's r-r-r-remarkably good value in a ss-second-hand Chrysler,' said Badger. 'No, not that one,' said Bobby. 'Whatever she buys has got to go at least forty miles.' Badger cast his partner a look of reproach. 'The Standard is pretty much on its last legs,' mused Bobby. 'But I think it would just get you there. The Essex is a bit too good for the job. She'll go at least two hundred before breaking down.' 'All right,' said Frankie. 'I'll have the Standard.' Badger drew his colleague a little aside. 'W-w-what do you think about p-p-price?' he murmured. 'Don't want to s-s-stick a friend of yours too much. Tt-t-ten pounds?' 'Ten pounds is all right,' said Frankie, entering the discussion. 'I'll pay for it now.' 'Who is she really?' asked Badger in a loud whisper. Bobby whispered back. 'F-f-f-first time I ever knew anyone with a t-t-t-title who c-c-could pay cash,' said Badger with respect. Bobby followed the other two out to the Bentley. 'When is this business going to take place?' he demanded. 'The sooner the better,' said Frankie. 'We thought tomorrow afternoon.' 'Look here, can't I be there? I'll put on a beard if you like.' 'Certainly not,' said Frankie. 'A beard would probably ruin everything by falling off at the wrong moment. But I don't see why you shouldn't be a motor-cyclist - with a lot of cap and goggles. What do you think, George?' George Arbuthnot spoke for the second time: 'All right,' he said, 'the more the merrier.' His voice was even more melancholy than before. 65 CHAPTER 11 The Accident Happens The rendezvous for the great accident party was fixed at a spot about a mile from Staverley village where the road to Staverley branched off from the main road to Andover. All three arrived there safely, though Frankie's Standard had shown unmistakable signs of decrepitude at every hill. The time fixed had been one o'clock. 'We don't want to be interrupted when we're staging the thing,' Frankie had said. 'Hardly anything ever goes down this road, I should imagine, but at lunch time we ought to be perfectly safe.' They proceeded for half a mile on the side road and then Frankie pointed out the place she had selected for the accident to take place. 'It couldn't be better in my opinion,' she said. 'Straight down this hill and then, as you see, the road gives a sudden very sharp turn round that bulging bit of wall. The wall is actually the wall of Merroway Court. If we start the car and let it run down the hill it will crash straight into the wall and something pretty drastic ought to happen to it.' 'I should say so,' Bobby agreed. 'But someone ought to be on the lookout at the corner to be sure someone isn't coming round it in the opposite direction.' 'Quite right,' said Frankie. 'We don't want to involve anybody else in a mess and perhaps maim them for life. George can take his car down there and turn it as though he were coming from the other direction. Then when he waves a handkerchief it will show that all is clear.' 'You're looking very pale, Frankie,' said Bobby anxiously. 'Are you sure you're all right?' 'I'm made up pale,' explained Frankie. 'Ready for the concussion. You don't want me to be carried into the house blooming with health.' 'How wonderful women are,' said Bobby appreciatively. 'You look exactly like a sick monkey.' 'I think you're very rude,' said Frankie. 'Now, then, I shall go and prospect at the gate into Merroway Court. It's just this side of the bulge. There's no lodge, fortunately. When George waves his handkerchief and I wave mine, you start her off.' 'Right,' said Bobby. 'I'll stay on the running board to guide her until the pace gets too hot and then I'll jump off.' 'Don't hurt yourself,' said Frankie. 'I shall be extremely careful not to. It would complicate matters to have a real accident on the spot of the faked one.' 'Well, start off, George,' said Frankie. George nodded, jumped into the second car and ran slowly down the hill. Bobby and Frankie stood looking after him. 'You'll - look after yourself, won't you, Frankie?' said Bobby with a sudden gruffness. 'I mean - don't go doing anything foolish.' 'I shall be all right. Most circumspect. By the way, I don't think I'd better write to you direct. I'll write to George or my maid or someone or other to pass on to you.' 'I wonder if George is going to be a success in his profession.' 'Why shouldn't he?' 'Well, he doesn't seem to have acquired a chatty bedside manner yet.' 'I expect that will come,' said Frankie. 'I'd better be going now. I'll let you know when I want you to come down with the Bentley.' 'I'll get busy with the moustache. So long, Frankie.' 'They looked at each other for a moment, and then Frankie nodded and began to walk down the hill. George had turned the car and then backed it round the bulge. Frankie disappeared for a moment then reappeared in the road, waving a handkerchief. A second handkerchief waved from the bottom of the road at the turn. 67 Bobby put the car into third gear, then, standing on the footboard, he released the brake. The car moved grudgingly forward, impeded by being in gear. The slope, however, was sufficiently steep. The engine started. The car gathered way. Bobby steadied the steering wheel. At the last possible moment he jumped off. The car went on down the hill and crashed into the wall with considerable force. All was well - the accident had taken place successfully. Bobby saw Frankie run quickly to the scene of the crime and plop down amid the wreckage. George in his car came round the corner and pulled up. With a sigh Bobby mounted his motor cycle and rode away in the direction of London. At the scene of the accident things were busy. 'Shall I roll about in the road a bit,' asked Frankie, 'to get myself dusty?' 'You might as well,' said George. 'Here, give me your hat.' He took it and inflicted a terrific dent on it. Frankie gave a faint anguished cry. 'That's the concussion,' explained George. 'Now, then, lie doggo just where you are. I think I heard a bicycle bell.' Sure enough, at that moment, a boy of about seventeen came whistling round the corner. He stopped at once, delighted with the pleasurable spectacle that met his eyes. 'Ooer!' he ejaculated,' 'as there been an accident?' 'No,' said George sarcastically. 'The young lady ran her car into the wall on purpose.' Accepting, as he was meant to do, this remark as irony rather than the simple truth which it was, the boy said with relish: 'Looks bad, don't she? Is she dead?' 'Not yet,' said George. 'She must be taken somewhere at once. I'm a doctor. What's this place in here?' 'Merroway Court. Belongs to Mr Bassington-ffrench. He's a JP, he is.' 'She must be carried there at once,' said George authoritatively. 'Here, leave your bicycle and lend me a hand.' Only too willing, the boy propped his bicycle against the wall and came to assist. Between them George and the boy carried Frankie up the drive to a pleasant old-fashioned-looking manor house. Their approach had been observed, for an elderly butler came out to meet them. 'There's been an accident,' said George curtly. 'Is there a room I can carry this lady into? She must be attended to at once.' The butler went back into the hall in a flustered way. George and the boy followed him up closely, still carrying the limp body of Frankie. The butler had gone into a room on the left and from there a woman emerged. She was tall, with red hair, and about thirty years of age. Her eyes were a light clear blue. She dealt with the situation quickly. 'There is a spare bedroom on the ground floor,' she said. 'Will you bring her in there? Ought I to telephone for a doctor?' 'I am a doctor,' explained George. 'I was passing in my car and saw the accident occur.' 'Oh! how very fortunate. Come this way, will you?' She showed them the way into a pleasant bedroom with windows giving on the garden. 'Is she badly hurt?' she inquired. 'I can't tell yet.' Mrs Bassington-ffrench took the hint and retired. The boy accompanied her and launched out into a description of the accident as though he had been an actual witness of it. 'Run smack into the wall she did. Car's all smashed up. There she was lying on the ground with her hat all dinted in. The gentleman, he was passing in his car ' He proceeded ad lib till got rid of with a half-crown. Meanwhile Frankie and George were conversing in careful whispers. 'George, darling, this won't blight your career, will it? They won't strike you off the register, or whatever it is, will they?' 69 'Probably,' said George gloomily. 'That is, if it ever comes out.' 'It won't,' said Frankie. 'Don't worry, George. I shan't let you down.' She added thoughtfully: 'You did it very well. I've never heard you talk so much before.' George sighed. He looked at his watch. 'I shall give my examination another three minutes,' he said. 'What about the car?' 'I'll arrange with a garage to have that cleared up.' 'Good.' George continued to study his watch. Finally he said with an air of relief: 'Time.' 'George,' said Frankie, 'you've been an angel. I don't know why you did it.' 'No more do I,' said George. 'Damn fool thing to do.' He nodded to her. 'Bye bye. Enjoy yourself.' 'I wonder if I shall,' said Frankie. She was thinking of that cool impersonal voice with the slight American accent. George went in search of the owner of it, whom he found waiting for him in the drawing-room. 'Well,' he said abruptly. 'I'm glad to say it's not so bad as I feared. Concussion very slight and already passing off. She ought to stay quietly where she is for a day or so, though.' He paused. 'She seems to be a Lady Frances Derwent.' 'Oh, fancy!' said Mrs Bassington-ffrench. 'Then I know some cousins of hers - the Draycotts - quite well.' 'I don't know if it's inconvenient for you to have her here,' said George. 'But if she could stay where she is for a day or two ...' Here George paused. 'Oh, of course. That will be all right, Dr -?' 'Arbuthnot. By the way, I'll see to the car business. I shall be passing a garage.' 'Thank you very much, Dr Arbuthnot. How very lucky you 70 happened to be passing. I suppose a doctor ought to see her tomorrow just to see she's getting on all right.' 'Don't think it's necessary,' said George. 'All she needs is quiet.' 'But I should feel happier. And her people ought to know.' 'I'll attend to that,' said George. 'And as to the doctoring business - well, it seems she's a Christian Scientist and won't have doctors at any price. She wasn't too pleased at finding me in attendance.' 'Oh, dear!' said Mrs Bassingtonffrench. 'But she'll be quite all right,' said George reassuringly. 'You can take my word for it.' 'If you really think so, Dr Arbuthnot,' said Mrs Bassingtonffrench rather doubtfully. 'I do,' said George. 'Goodbye. Dear me. I left one of my instruments in the bedroom.' He came rapidly into the room and up to the bedside. Trankie,' he said in a quick whisper. 'You're a Christian Scientist. Don't forget.' 'But why?' 'I had to do it. Only way.' 'All right,' said Frankie. 'I won't forget." CHAPTER 12 In the Enemy's Camp 'Well, here I am,' thought Frankie. 'Safely in the enemy's camp. Now, it's up to me.' There was a tap on the door and Mrs BassingtonfFrench entered. Frankie raised herself a little on her pillows. 71 'I'm so frightfully sorry,' she said in a faint voice. 'Causing you all this bother.' 'Nonsense,' said Mrs Bassington-ffrench. Frankie heard anew that cool attractive drawling voice with a slight American accent, and remembered that Lord Marchington had said that one of the Hampshire Bassington-ffrenches had married an American heiress. 'Dr Arbuthnot says you will be quite all right in a day or two if you just keep quiet.' Frankie felt that she ought at this point to say something about 'error' or 'mortal mind', but was frightened of saying the wrong thing. 'He seems nice,' she said. 'He was very kind.' 'He seemed a most capable young man,' said Mrs Bassington-ffrench. 'It was very fortunate that he just happened to be passing.' 'Yes, wasn't it? Not, of course, that I really needed him.' 'But you mustn't talk,' continued her hostess. 'I'll send my maid along with some things for you and then she can get you properly into bed.' 'It's frightfully kind of you.' 'Not at all.' Frankie felt a momentary qualm as the other woman withdrew. 'A nice kind creature,' she said to herself. 'And beautifully unsuspecting.' For the first time she felt that she was playing a mean trick on her hostess. Her mind had been so taken up with the vision of a murderous Bassington-ffrench pushing an unsuspecting victim over a precipice that lesser characters in the drama had not entered her imagination. 'Oh, well,' thought Frankie, 'I've got to go through with it now. But I wish she hadn't been so nice about it.' She spent a dull afternoon and evening lying in her darkened room. Mrs Bassington-ffrench looked in once or twice to see how she was but did not stay. The next day, however, Frankie admitted the daylight and expressed a desire for company and her hostess came and sat 72 `with her for some time. They discovered many mutual acquaintances and friends and by the end of the day, Frankie felt, with a guilty qualm, that they had become friends. Mrs Bassington-ffrench referred several times to her husband and to her small boy. Tommy. She seemed a simple woman, deeply attached to her home, and yet, for some reason or other, Frankie fancied that she was not quite happy. There was an `anxious expression in her eyes sometimes that did not agree with a mind at peace with itself. On the third day Frankie got up and was introduced to the master of the house. He was a big man, heavy jowled, with a kindly but rather abstracted air. He seemed to spend a good deal of his time shut up in his study. Yet Frankie judged him to be very fond of his wife, though interesting himself very little in her concerns. Tommy, the small boy, was seven, and a healthy, mischievous child. Sylvia Bassington-ffrench obviously adored him. 'It's so nice down here,' said Frankie with a sigh. She was lying out on a long chair in the garden. 'I don't know whether it's the bang on the head, or what it is, but I just don't feel I want to move. I'd like to lie here for days and days.' 'Well, do,' said Sylvia Bassington-ffrench in her calm, incurious tones. 'No, really, I mean it. Don't hurry back to town. You see,' she went on, 'it's a great pleasure to me to have you here. You're so bright and amusing. It quite cheers me up.' 'So she needs cheering up,' flashed across Frankie's mind. At the same time she felt ashamed of herself. 'I feel we really have become friends,' continued the other woman. Frankie felt still more ashamed. It was a mean thing she was doing - mean - mean - mean. She would give it up! Go back to town Her hostess went on: 'It won't be too dull here. Tomorrow my brother-in-law is coming back. You'll like him, I'm sure. Everyone likes Roger.' 'He lives with you?' 73 'Off and on. He's a restless creature. He calls himself the ne'er-do-weel of the family, and perhaps it's true in a way. He never sticks to a job for long - in fact I don't believe he's ever done any real work in his life. But some people just are like that - especially in old families. And they're usually people with a great charm of manner. Roger is wonderfully sympathetic. I don't know what I should have done without him this spring when Tommy was ill.' 'What was the matter with Tommy?' 'He had a bad fall from the swing. It must have been tied on to a rotten branch and the branch gave way. Roger was very upset because he was swinging the child at the time - you know, giving him high ones, such as children love. We thought at first Tommy's spine was hurt, but it turned out to be a very slight injury and he's quite all right now.' 'He certainly looks it,' said Frankie, smiling, as she heard faint yells and whoops in the distance. 'I know. He seems in perfect condition. It's such a relief. He's had bad luck in accidents. He was nearly drowned last winter.' 'Was he really?' said Frankie thoughtfully. She no longer meditated returning to town. The feeling of guilt had abated. Accidents! Did Roger Bassington-ffrench specialize in accidents, she wondered. She said: 'If you're sure you mean it, I'd love to stay a little longer. But won't your husband mind my butting in like this?' 'Henry?' Mrs Bassington-ffrench's lips curled in a strange expression. 'No, Henry won't mind. Henry never minds anything - nowadays.' Frankie looked at her curiously. 'If she knew me better she'd tell me something,' she thought to herself. 'I believe there are lots of odd things going on in this household.' Henry Bassington-ffrench joined them for tea and Frankie 74 studied him closely. There was certainly something odd about the man. His type was an obvious one - a jovial, sport-loving, simple country gentleman. But such a man ought not to sit twitching nervously, his nerves obviously on edge, now sunk in an abstraction from which it was impossible to rouse him, now giving out bitter and sarcastic replies to anything said to him. Not that he was always like that. Later that evening, at dinner, he showed out in quite a new light. He joked, laughed, told stories, and was, for a man of his abilities, quite brilliant. Too brilliant, Frankie felt. The brilliance was just as unnatural and out of character. 'He has such queer eyes,' she thought. 'They frighten me a little.' And yet surely she did not suspect Henry Bassingtonffrench of anything? It was his brother, not he, who had been in Marchbolt on that fatal day. As to the brother, Frankie looked forward to seeing him with eager interest. According to her and to Bobby, the man was a murderer. She was going to meet a murderer face to face. She felt momentarily nervous. Yet, after all, how could he guess? How could he, in any way, connect her with a successfully accomplished crime? 'You're making a bogey for yourself out of nothing,' she said to herself. Roger Bassington-ffrench arrived just before tea on the following afternoon. Frankie did not meet him till tea time. She was still supposed to 'rest' in the afternoon. When she came out on to the lawn where tea was laid, Sylvia said smiling: 'Here is our invalid. This is my brother-in-law. Lady Frances Derwent.' Frankie saw a tall, slender young man of something over thirty with very pleasant eyes. Although she could see what Bobby meant by saying he ought to have a monocle and a 75 toothbrush moustache, she herself was more inclined to notice the intense blue of his eyes. They shook hands. He said: 'I've been hearing all about the way you tried to break down the park wall.' 'I'll admit,' said Frankie, 'that I'm the world's worst driver. But I was driving an awful old rattle-trap. My own car was laid up and I bought a cheap one secondhand.' 'She was rescued from the ruins by a very good-looking young doctor,' said Sylvia. 'He was rather sweet,' agreed Frankie. Tommy arrived at this moment and flung himself upon his uncle with squeaks of joy. 'Have you brought me a Homby train? You said you would. You said you would.' 'Oh, Tommy! You mustn't ask for things,' said Sylvia. 'That's all right, Sylvia. It was a promise. I've got your train all right, old man.' He looked casually at his sister-in-law. 'Isn't Henry coming to tea?' 'I don't think so.' The constrained note was in her voice. 'He isn't feeling awfully well today, I imagine.' Then she said impulsively: 'Oh, Roger, I'm glad you're back.' He put his hand on her arm for a minute. 'That's all right, Sylvia, old girl.' After tea, Roger played trains with his nephew. Frankie watched them, her mind in a turmoil. Surely this wasn't the sort of man to push people over cliffs! This charming young man couldn't be a cold-blooded murderer! But, then - she and Bobby must have been wrong all along. Wrong, that is, about this part of it. She felt sure now that it wasn't Bassington-ffrench who had pushed Pritchard over the cliff. Then who was it? She was still convinced he had been pushed over. Who had done it? And who had put the morphia in Bobby's beer? With the thought of morphia suddenly the explanation of 76 Henry Bassington-ffrench's peculiar eyes came to her, with their pin-point pupils. Was Henry Bassington-ffrench a drug fiend? CHAPTER 13 Alan Carstairs Strangely enough, she received confirmation of this theory no later than the following day, and it came from Roger. They had been playing a single at tennis against each other and were sitting afterwards sipping iced drinks. They had been talking about various indifferent subjects and Frankie had become more and more sensible of the charm of someone who had, like Roger Bassington-ffrench, travelled about all over the world. The family ne'er-do-weel, she could not help thinking, contrasted very favourably with his heavy, serious-minded brother. A pause had fallen while these thoughts were passing through Frankie's mind. It was broken by Roger - speaking this time in an entirely different tone of voice. 'Lady Frances, I'm going to do a rather peculiar thing. I've known you less than twenty-four hours, but I feel instinctively that you're the one person I can ask advice from.' 'Advice?' said Frankie, surprised. 'Yes. I can't make up my mind between two different courses of action.' He paused. He was leaning forward, swinging a racquet between his knees, a light frown on his forehead. He looked worried and upset. 'It's about my brother. Lady Frances.' 'Yes?' 'He is taking drugs. I am sure of it.' 77 'What makes you think so?' asked Frankie. 'Everything. His appearance. His extraordinary changes of mood. And have you noticed his eyes? The pupils are like pinpoints.' 'I had noticed that,' admitted Frankie. 'What do you think it is?' 'Morphia or some form of opium.' 'Has it been going on for long?' 'I date the beginning of it from about six months ago. I remember that he complained of sleeplessness a good deal. How he first came to take the stuff, I don't know, but I think it must have begun soon after then.' 'How does he get hold of it?' inquired Frankie practically. 'I think it comes to him by post. Have you noticed that he is particularly nervous and irritable some days at tea time?' 'Yes, I have.' 'I suspect that that is when he has finished up his supply and is waiting for more. Then, after the six o'clock post has come, he goes into his study and emerges for dinner in quite a different mood.' Frankie nodded. She remembered that unnatural brilliance of conversation sometimes at dinner. 'But where does the supply come from?' she asked. 'Ah, that I don't know. No reputable doctor would give it to him. There are, I suppose, various sources where one could get it in London by paying a big price.' Frankie nodded thoughtfully. She was remembering having said to Bobby something about a gang of drug smugglers and his replying that one could not mix up too many crimes. It was queer that so soon in their investigations they should have come upon the traces of such a thing. It was queerer that it should be the chief suspect who should draw her attention to the fact. It made her more inclined than ever to acquit Roger Bassington-ffrench of the charge of murder. And yet there was the inexplicable matter of the changed 78 photograph. The evidence against him, she reminded herself, was still exactly what it had been. On the other side was only the personality of the man himself. And everyone always said that murderers were charming people! She shook off these reflections and turned to her companion. 'Why exactly are you telling me this?' she asked frankly. 'Because I don't know what to do about Sylvia,' he said simply. 'You think she doesn't know?' 'Of course she doesn't know. Ought I to tell her?' 'It's very difficult ' 'It is difficult. That's why I thought you might be able to help me. Sylvia has taken a great fancy to you. She doesn't care much for any of the people round about, but she liked you at once, she tells me. What ought I to do. Lady Frances? By telling her I shall add a great burden to her life.' 'If she knew she might have some influence,' suggested Frankie. 'I doubt it. When it's a case of drug-taking, nobody, even the nearest and dearest, has any influence.' 'That's rather a hopeless point of view, isn't it?' 'It's a fact. There are ways, of course. If Henry would only consent to go in for a cure - there's a place actually near here. Run by a Dr Nicholson.' 'But he'd never consent, would he?' 'He might. You can catch a morphia taker in a mood of extravagant remorse sometimes when they'd do anything to cure themselves. I'm inclined to think that Henry might be got to that frame of mind more easily if he thought Sylvia didn't know - if her knowing was held over him as a kind of threat. If the cure was successful (they'd call it "nerves", of course) she never need know.' 'Would he have to go away for the cure?' 'The place I mean is about three miles from here, the other side of the village. It's run by a Canadian - Dr Nicholson. A very clever man, I believe. And, fortunately. Henry likes him. Hush - here comes Sylvia.' 79 Mrs Bassington-ffrench joined them, observing: 'Have you been very energetic?' 'Three sets,' said Frankie. 'And I was beaten every time.' 'You play a very good game,' said Roger. 'I'm terribly lazy about tennis,' said Sylvia. 'We must ask the Nicholsons over one day. She's very fond of a game. Why what is it?' She had caught the glance the other two had exchanged. 'Nothing - only I happened to be talking about the Nicholsons to Lady Frances.' 'You'd better call her Frankie like I do,' said Sylvia. 'Isn't it odd how whenever one talks of any person or thing, somebody else does the same immediately afterwards?' 'They are Canadians, aren't they?' inquired Frankie. 'He is, certainly. I rather fancy she is English, but I'm not sure. She's a very pretty little thing - quite charming with the most lovely big wistful eyes. Somehow or other, I fancy she isn't terribly happy. It must be a depressing life.' 'He runs a kind of sanatorium, doesn't he?' 'Yes - nerve cases and people who take drugs. He's very successful, I believe. He's rather an impressive man.' 'You like him?' 'No,' said Sylvia abruptly, 'I don't.' And rather vehemently, after a moment or two, she added: 'Not at all.' Later on, she pointed out to Frankie a photograph of a charming large-eyed woman which stood on the piano. 'That's Moira Nicholson. An appealing face, isn't it? A man who came down here with some friends of ours some time ago was quite struck with it. He wanted an introduction to her, I think.' She laughed. 'I'll ask them to dinner tomorrow night. I'd like to know what you think of him.' 'Him?' 'Yes. As I told you, I dislike him, and yet he's quite an attractive-looking man.' Something in her tone made Frankie look at her quickly, but 80 Sylvia Bassington-ffrench had turned away and was taking some dead flowers out of a vase. 'I must collect my ideas,' thought Frankie, as she drew a comb through her thick dark hair when dressing for dinner that night. 'And,' she added resolutely, 'it's time I made a few experiments.' Was, or was not, Roger Bassington-ffrench the villain she and Bobby assumed him to be? She and Bobby had agreed that whoever had tried to put the latter out of the way must have easy access to morphia. Now in a way this held good for Roger Bassington-ffrench. If his brother received supplies of morphia by post, it would be easy enough for Roger to abstract a packet and use it for his own purposes. 'Mem.,' wrote Frankie on a sheet of paper: '(1) Find out where Roger was on the 16th - day when Bobby was poisoned.' She thought she saw her way to doing that fairly clearly. '(2),' she wrote. 'Produce picture of dead man and observe reactions if any. Also noteifR.B.F. admits being in Marchbolt then.' She felt slightly nervous over the second resolution. It meant coming out into the open. On the other hand, the tragedy had happened in her own part of the world, and to mention it casually would be the most natural thing in the world. She crumpled up the sheet of paper and burnt it. She managed to introduce the first point fairly naturally at dinner. 'You know,' she said frankly to Roger. 'I can't help feeling that we've met before. And it wasn't very long ago, either. It wasn't, by any chance, at that party of Lady Shane's at Claridges. On the 16th it was.' 'It couldn't have been on the 16th,' said Sylvia quickly. 'Roger was here then. I remember, because we had a children's party that day and what I should have done without Roger I simply don't know.' She gave a grateful glance at her brother-in-law and he smiled back at her. 81 'I don't feel I've ever met you before,' he said thoughtfully to Frankie, and added: 'I'm sure if I had I'd remember it.' He said it rather nicely. 'One point settled,' thought Frankie. 'Roger Bassingtonffrench was not in Wales on the day that Bobby was poisoned.' The second point came up fairly easily later. Frankie led the talk to country places, the dullness thereof, and the interest aroused by any local excitement. 'We had a man fall over the cliff last month,' she remarked. 'We were all thrilled to the core. I went to the inquest full of excitement, but it was all rather dull, really.' 'Was that a place called Marchbolt?' asked Sylvia suddenly. Frankie nodded. 'Derwent Castle is only about seven miles from Marchbolt,' she explained. 'Roger, that must have been your man,' cried Sylvia. Frankie looked inquiringly at him. 'I was actually in at the death,' said Roger. 'I stayed with the body till the police came.' 'I thought one of the Vicar's sons did that,' said Frankie. 'He had to go off to play the organ or something - so I took over.' 'How perfectly extraordinary,' said Frankie. 'I did hear somebody else had been there, too, but I never heard the name. So it was you?' There was a general atmosphere of 'How curious. Isn't the world small?' Frankie felt she was doing this rather well. 'Perhaps that's where you saw me before - in Marchbolt?' suggested Roger. 'I wasn't there actually at the time of the accident,' said Frankie. 'I came back from London a couple of days afterwards. Were you at the inquest?' 'No. I went back to London the morning after the tragedy.' 'He had some absurd idea of buying a house down there,' said Sylvia. 'Utter nonsense,' said Henry Bassingtonf&ench. 'Not at all,' said Roger good-humouredly. 82 'You know perfectly well, Roger, that as soon as you'd bought it, you'd get a fit of wanderlust and go off abroad again.' 'Oh, I shall settle down some day, Sylvia.' 'When you do you'd better settle down near us,' said Sylvia. 'Not go off to Wales.' Roger laughed. Then he turned to Frankie. 'Any points of interest about the accident? It didn't turn out to be suicide or anything?' 'Oh, no, it was all painfully above board and some appalling relations came and identified the man. He was on a walking tour, it seems. Very sad, really, because he was awfully goodlooking. Did you see his picture in the papers?' 'I think I did,' said Sylvia vaguely. 'But I don't remember.' 'I've got a cutting upstairs from our local paper.' Frankie was all eagerness. She ran upstairs and came down with the cutting in her hand. She gave it to Sylvia. Roger came and looked over Sylvia's shoulder. 'Don't you think he's good-looking?' she demanded in a rather school-girl manner. 'He is, rather,' said Sylvia. 'He looks very like that man, Alan Carstairs, don't you think so, Roger? I believe I remembered saying so at the time.' 'He's got quite a look of him here,' agreed Roger. 'But there wasn't much real resemblance, you know.' 'You can't tell from newspaper pictures, can you?' said Sylvia, as she handed the cutting back. Frankie agreed that you couldn't. The conversation passed to other matters. Frankie went to bed undecided. Everyone seemed to have reacted with perfect naturalness. Roger's house-hunting stunt had been no secret. The only thing she had succeeded in getting was a name. The name of Alan Carstairs. I 83 CHAPTER 14 Dr Nicholson Frankie attacked Sylvia the following morning. She started by saying carelessly: 'What was that man's name you mentioned last night? Alan Carstairs, was it? I feel sure I've heard that name before.'