JUST LIKE A BALLOON

Like most, Christians the Mormons believe that Jesus arose from the dead body intact and is living in heaven. When I asked a church expert "how this was possible would he not fall down?"(I thought this was a reasonable question)By his answer, I don’t think he thought I was a very smart guy. He said that Mormons believe that Jesus has something like helium in his veins that allowed him to float in heaven"

I did not make this up. This something that schizophrenic might say

Newton Joseph, Ph.D.