Sex and Kids: A Libertarian View

By John "Birdman" Bryant

 

As The World's Most Controversial Author, I spend most of my time contemplating questions of race and ethnicity, primarily those about Jews. I rarely touch the subject of sex, and then usually only in conjunction with my main subject; and even more rarely do I touch the subject of kiddie sex. In fact, except for one article entitled "Adult-Child Sex: What's Wrong With It?" which appears in my book Bryant's Law and Other Broadsides, I have not written on kiddie sex at all. In the online catalog of my books, however, I list a number of articles from Bryant's Law including the one on adult-child sex, and this has apparently served as grist for a rumor mill that has produced some remarkable public statements from the Chattering Classes -- the gnomes of the Net's forums, bulletin boards and other back alleys -- including the following:

* "Birdman's not too popular here because of his amoral posture on other issues, such as advocating - or at least condoning - child sex." (Quoted by Ellen, secretary to Jeff Rense of rense.com, from an unstated source, probably Stormfront)

* John Bryant is a member of Tampa Bay Mensa and American Mensa, Ltd. However, TBM wishes the casual web-surfer to understand that neither TBM nor AML in any way condones Mr. Bryant's long-standing and frequently bruited opinions favoring (for example) adult sex with children, the separation of the races, and rape, or against (for example) Judaism, liberalism, tolerance, or the imaginary "Illuminati conspiracy." (From the 'Warning' page of the Tampa Bay Mensa website that intervenes between the Member Sites page and my own.)

Needless to say, there is no citation in any of these squibs of my actual views -- no citation, because I have not placed my views on this subject on the Net, as far as I can recall. But NOT posting my views seems to be a hot-rod engine for GENERATING statements of my views -- an amazing feature of human communication which is no doubt the subject of exhaustive psychological analysis in some hefty academic tome.

But because the subject of kiddie sex keeps popping up -- indeed, I was asked about it by a TV reporter several years ago when I was being interviewed during one of the several public flaps that has occurred over my practice of feeding pigeons -- and because it seems to be one surrounded by considerable emotionalism, I have decided to actually give a statement of my views and place it permanently on the Net. I realize, of course, that it is far too late to stop the negatively-charged axe-grinders, the turkey gobblers and the other Creatures of the Blog Lagoon, but at least it will give me the satisfaction of seeing my views stated correctly, with the hope that they may sometimes be quoted, and occasonally used as a hammer to pound down the Mindless Munchkins that keep the rumor mills agrind.

To begin, let me first say what I am NOT going to say, namely, repeat the article on adult-child sex which appears in Bryant's Law. If the reader wants to know what I said there, he is free to obtain the book and read it. (FYI, Mike Gunderloy, founder and editor of the popular perodical Factsheet Five, called this article the fairest and best treatment of the subject he had ever seen.) You can also read my book Mortal Words, which has a number of quotations from this article in the chapter on sex.

So with the above preliminaries out of the way, here are my real, valid and officially-certified views on kiddie sex:

As I characterized it several years ago in a contribution to an article in the official publication of the Libertarian Party, LP News, libertarianism is the view that the government should stay the hell out of our bedrooms, our medicine cabinets and our pocketbooks. As a libertarian, my basic view on adult-child sex is the libertarian one: The question of what a child does sexually or with whom he does it should be a matter for the parents to decide, and not the State. From this, of course, the Creatures from the Blog Lagoon have lept to the conclusion that I 'endorse' it or at least 'condone' it, but this of course is a non-sequitur. What I am speaking of in characterizing my view as libertarian is not about my personal likes or dislikes for adult-child sex, but rather about the question of HOW THE MATTER IS TO BE DECIDED. (Yes, Vagina, there is a difference!) And in their conclusion-jumping, the Creatures have ignored the other side of the coin altogether, namely, that to have the government regulating the activities of one's bedroom is fascism of the worst sort -- a Big Brotherism that perfectly matches the Telescreen nightmare of Orwell's 1984. This, of course, would enable me -- should I desire it -- to jump to the conclusion that my critics are fascists -- and indeed, many of them are -- but I rather suspect that the real problem is that they just haven't thought the matter thru, and that, because they don't like adult-child sex (or say they don't, anyway -- tho a surprising number of hakenkreutzers have been homosexuals, who have somewhat of a reputation for liking kiddie sex), they immediately draw the conclusion that the State should make it illegal.

But if it is up to the parents to decide, then what decision do I think they ought to make? Obviously this is completely a matter of personal taste, but let me just state the obvious: Nature has arranged things so that people are sexually attracted to others only at the 'proper time' (after puberty), which means that nature pretty well takes care of things, and we really don't need to worry much about it.

This, however, runs up against some pretty hefty opinions from both liberal and conservative sides. The conservatives, for example, demand that kids remain virgins till marriage -- generally thought to be some time after the man has set up a thriving career -- and until that time, parents should bind the hands of their kids to the bedposts so they will not be in danger of 'touching themselves'. In my view, however, that is pure BS -- when kids achieve puberty, that may be just the time to let them set up households or other sexual relations, since it would go far in alleviating the mind-bending difficulties of teenagehood (and the existence of teenage hoods), and would reduce the stress of the generation gap by getting Junior and Missy the hell out of the house. As for keeping the brats in school, most education is redundant and constitutes wasted effort; and as for the kids who can use it, let them have scholarships, or simply give them a library card and some free time.

As for the liberals, we have the Talmudists, who think that adult-child sex is just fine as long as the kid is at least 3 years of age, and we have the better-known but more conservative Rene Guyon society, whose motto is 'Sex before 8 or else it's too late.' Now we have to admit that these sexual prescriptions sound pretty bizarre in terms of what we are accustomed to, and indeed to what even most LIBERALS are accustomed to; but we also have to admit that nothing is really known about early-age sex, because not many do it, and those who do it don't usually talk about it because of the penalties involved. If we follow the libertarian directive, however, there would undoubtedly be some parents who would permit adult-child sex, and this, then, might eventually permit some informed conclusions about the good or evil of this practice. My guess is that we would discover that Nature was wisest after all, but it is nonetheless possible that we would discover some things that just might knock conventional opinions for a loop.

Which brings us to the matter of kid-kid sex, a phenomenon which has always been around in one form or another, but is now starting to draw attention as a result of highly-sexualized negroes in a highly-sexualized and racially-integrated society showing their true colors among their white comrades. But there is no need to blame everything on diversity, since all kids whose growth is not excessively stunted by four-fucks-a-year mothers and maiden-aunt teachers engage in sex play with their comrades when they can find a free moment behind the barn. And while I cannot say that I know much about kid-kid sex, I do find it interesting that the one major contribution by negroes to the English vocabulary is 'mother-fucker', since this may be an indicator not only of what kids can do, but of what mothers are WILLING to do. And if mothers do it, you can be pretty sure that the fathers do too; and if the mothers and fathers are doing it with the kids, it is not far to find that the kids are doing it with each other.

In reflecting on the matter of kiddie sex, it seems clear that much of the problem, so called, is that our society suffers -- like all societies -- from being culture-bound, so that anything which is beyond the pale of cultural normality is seen as obscene. I say this because there have been other cultures in which kiddie sex has been part of the norm -- in ancient Greece, and in present-day India, to name just two. In addition, there seems to be a worldwide subculture of kiddie sexers, if the regular trickle of porn busts, priestly pokery, and reports from such investigators as John DeCamp and Jon Rappoport, and victims such as Cathy O'Brien, are to be believed. Even Nabokov's Lolita must have appealed to a segment of the American heartland, if its popularity is any measure of its genuine audience. For myself, I am a preservationist as well as a libertarian, because I think that important lessons may be learned from persons and cultures which differ significantly from the norm; and this is why -- purely aside from libertarian considerations -- I am willing to let people follow the Crowleyian commandment of 'Do as thou wilt', because either they will end up in life's dumpster as a result -- thereby solving the problem of what to do about their behavior -- or else they will create something wild and wonderful that we may at least be entertained by, even if we do not care to join in. And while I would not stop great land or water projects just to preserve such evolutionary losers as the spotted owl or the snail darter, I would be quite satisfied to leave undisturbed the head-hunters of Papua New Guinea, the blustery Yanomamo of the South American rainforests, the property-destroying conspicuous consumer Kwakiutl of North America, the bovine-menstrual-blood-eating savages of Africa, and the wife-swapping and amanita muscaria-eating Siberian Esquimaux, subject only to observation by properly-qualified academics.

Now that an establishment professor -- Peter Singer of Princeton -- has made it into respectable print by waxing eloquent over the virtues of human-animal sex, it appears that the last sexual frontier to be explored is kiddie sex, and especially adult-child sex. While I consider myself basically negative on adult-child sex, we are faced with a world increasingly characterized by leisure time and a search for entertainment, coupled with worldwide cross-culturalism, high-status for minorities, a highly sexualized society, a burgeoning population of randy negroes and other darklings, enforced race-mixing, immigration by the tankerload, and Jews eager to scatter the last vestiges of gentile and Christian morality to the winds; so that with all these converging circumstances, it is difficult for me to see how the world is going to escape the kiddie sexual revolution. So maybe we should learn to 'stop worrying and love the bomb', even if we don't quite, really. After all, isn't death a lot easier if you're relaxed?

 

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