TRAVEL OPTIONS
1. Ignore the following and also the previous.
2. Answer the phone whether it is ringing or not.
3. Write your own book.
4. Read your own book.
5. Make pfffftttt noises with your tongue and go back to the
soaps.
6. Play with your kids or duck or dog or fish or lizard.
7. Go dance a jig.
8. Read along and shake your head in vigorous disagreement.
9. Pick and choose what fits with your opinions.
10. Keep an open mind and see where it leads you.