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Patriots and 9/11 Victims

Are you insulted as a "conspiracy nut"?
Do your friends and relatives try to ignore the 9/11 attack?

Well, you came to the right place!

Tell them that since 9/11 means nothing to them, then they might enjoy some "Conspiracy Products"! This is guaranteed to upset them, and that in turn might get them to think about what jerks they are.

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Jumper Earrings
$4.95

Silver hooks, porcelain jumpers.
Excellent gift for firemen and college students who ignore 9/11

Made in China from WTC rubble and bone fragments.
"Since you don't care about 9/11, why not laugh at the victims?"

The Holocaust Guessing Contest

As you should know (watch Masquerade Party if you don't), most Europeans are not allowed to investigate the Holocaust.
Therefore, the number of Jews killed in the Holocaust has been rounded to 6,000,000.
Now you can enter a contest to guess at a more accurate figure!
All you do is record your estimate on a special Holocaust T-shirt.
As soon as the Europeans permit investigations of the Holocaust, a more accurate figure will be determined, and the person with the most accurate T-shirt will win a special prize!

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Yes, please enter me in the Holocaust Guessing Contest!
Send me a Holocaust T-shirt(s) at $12.95, free shipping.
Size: _____   (s, m, l, xl, xxl, xxxl)
I believe the number of dead Jews is ______________
(Please do not include Goyim in your estimate)
Select between two styles of T-Shirt:

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Hitler
Happy
Face

•

Star
of
Zion

Official Rules
• You must play the official song for the Holocaust Guessing Contest at least one time:
Ballad_of_Mel_Gibson_Lyrics.html
• Must be 18 or older
• Holocaust survivors, ex-Nazis, and their family members are not eligible.

T-Shirts are 100% cotton, made in China